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10-02-2023, 5:21pm | #1 | ||||||
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Sayings, Observations, Quips, and Insanity
Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.
When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says. Just once, I want the prompt for username and password to say, “Close enough.” Becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed. We’re having a meeting. “Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo”. Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags, or is it just me? I hate it when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech support guy is asleep. He’s 5 and it’s past his bedtime. Today’s 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps. When I was 3, I ate mud. Tip for a successful marriage: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she’s mowing the lawn. So, you drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill? I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning. Old age is coming at a really bad time. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees. Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet. Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway? Now, I'm wondering . . . did I send this to you, did you send it to me or have I only sent one copy? The Commandments for Seniors… You don't need anger management. You need people to stop irritating you. Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work. "On time" is when you get there. Even duct tape can't fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound. It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free...and three sizes smaller. Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you. "One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house. “It does not take a majority to prevail…but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.” – Sam Adams ------------------------------------------------------------- what ya got to add? |
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You can lead a person to knowledge, but you can’t make them think.
Sell crazy somewhere else. We’re all stocked up here. Fast, cheap, reliable…pick two. |
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Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that don’t make them biscuits.
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Where did the expression "Right as rain" come from?
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As pure as the driven snow
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It's not a dick.... don't take it so hard.
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Go **** a brick
Courtesy of Lars. |
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That fella is a sandwich short of a picnic.
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It's not a Disney water slide, don't get your panties in a bunch
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Common sense is not common
There are no such things as dumb questions, only dumbarses It's okay, your father was probably an ahole too Free beer is beter than cold beer Does your husband play golf I thought last time was your last time |
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You either like Bacon or you're Wrong.
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I use..
You either like bacon or you're a commie. |
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