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Old 05-26-2016, 12:54pm   #1
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BANGKOK — A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 10-foot python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet.

Attaporn Boonmakchuay was smiling as Thai television stations interviewed him in his hospital bed about the intimate intrusion, and doctors said he would recover. But photos of his blood-splattered bathroom in Chachoengsao province, east of Bangkok, were testimony to his ordeal.

The 38-year-old told Thai TV Channel 7 that he struggled to remove the snake for 30 minutes Wednesday before he managed to free himself with help from his wife and a neighbor. After his wife tied a rope around the snake, Attaporn pried open its jaws before passing out.

Python slithers up toilet, latches onto man’s penis | New York Post
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Old 05-26-2016, 1:26pm   #2
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OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssucks.
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Old 05-26-2016, 1:44pm   #3
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My wife just told me "You would have died".
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Old 05-26-2016, 1:45pm   #4
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Dude must be hung like a rodent...
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Old 05-27-2016, 9:51am   #6
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His name is AttaPORN?

Happened near Bangkok?
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His name is AttaPORN?

Happened near Bangkok?
you just cant make this stuff up.
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Old 05-27-2016, 2:07pm   #8
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Hmm, New meaning to "Draining the Snake"!
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Old 05-27-2016, 3:29pm   #9
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"Throbbing Python Of Love" /[Robin Williams]
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Probably taking selfies while it's all swolled up!
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