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Old 02-15-2024, 11:59pm   #561
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Would you suck Megan's belly button clean?


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Over in Daytona for the race weekend. Just got back to the hotel.
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Old 02-16-2024, 9:07pm   #565
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I'm watching the dumbest, most unrealistic movie ever made, "Infidelity in Suburbia." A married woman with a young boy bangs the guy remodeling their kitchen.

The plot is ****ing stupid, this is not how romance goes. I'm only 1/3 through it, not sure I can finish it. But the broad is very young and very cute so I may have to finish it: Sarah Butler.
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Over in Daytona for the race weekend. Just got back to the hotel.
Have fun! Weather doesn’t look good for the weekend.


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I'm watching the dumbest, most unrealistic movie ever made, "Infidelity in Suburbia." A married woman with a young boy bangs the guy remodeling their kitchen.

The plot is ****ing stupid, this is not how romance goes. I'm only 1/3 through it, not sure I can finish it. But the broad is very young and very cute so I may have to finish it:
I didn’t know you were gay.
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Old 02-16-2024, 10:14pm   #567
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I didn’t know you were gay.
Are you still beating your wife?
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I never started. I never watch chick flicks either.
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Old 02-17-2024, 12:47am   #569
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I never started. I never watch chick flicks either.
Soooo . . . you just watch movies with guys in them?

Got it.
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I'm sleeping on the couch outside tonight.

Why?

Why not
I love Florida 🌴
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Met this girl along the ave earlier & went back to her place.
She had divorce papers on the island.

Told me she hasn't been with a guy in a long time.

Went to her bedroom & she had multiple boxes of condoms that were open

Normally I don't bother wrapping it but with this slut it only made sense
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It happened but one thing didn't happen....I couldn't finish. 😖

The girl wouldn't shut the **** up. She was annoying.
My dog was running around her place barking.

After she got off, I gave up & left
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Old 02-20-2024, 11:04pm   #574
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It happened but one thing didn't happen....I couldn't finish. 😖

The girl wouldn't shut the **** up. She was annoying.
My dog was running around her place barking.

After she got off, I gave up & left
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I'll try to talk her into a video tomorrow but I highly doubt she'll allow it....
Wouldn't suck
Couldn't go in her butt
Had to wear a condom

Kind of a prude for a girl that had me in her bed within 30min of meeting
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Old 02-21-2024, 1:07am   #576
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I'll try to talk her into a video tomorrow but I highly doubt she'll allow it....
Wouldn't suck
Couldn't go in her butt
Had to wear a condom

Kind of a prude for a girl that had me in her bed within 30min of meeting
Nostril ****ing is where it's at ...your missing out
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Nostril ****ing is where it's at ...your missing out
I have a feeling that's not allowed either

She made me miss Crazy Kate 🤯 I couldn't stand her as a person but her body was my playground. No rules, everything goes. Yes, I have videos

At one point I started getting bored so I told her I'd only see her if I could pull a hat-trick (finish in all 3 holes) Okay

I was talking with a couple buddies of mine that met her (1 watched our videos ) as I was looking for ideas of something that would get her to say 'no'
I mentioned the idea of a threesome only to learn she was in multiple threesome's before, once with only girls.

So I was drunk one night & randomly said "I want to piss on you"
I was just trying to get rid of this girl as she was obsessed with me. I'm NOT into that sort of thing.
2min later, I found myself holding a cocktail in one hand & my cock in the other hand as she was knelt down in front of me.
She showered & I drove her home.
When we got there I asked to use the bathroom as I had to pee again...."Will you pee on me again?" WTF
That girl had no limits.
Then I caught her trying to steal my watch....that was the end of that.
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I have pics from that same day that I can't share here.
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I just text Crazy Kate

Last time I text her was in December & I told her to lose my number & never contact me again.

I should probably put my phone down now
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I just text Crazy Kate

Last time I text her was in December & I told her to lose my number & never contact me again.

I should probably put my phone down now
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