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Old 07-03-2020, 10:40am   #1
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I forgot how much that can hurt.

Commando, yes. Fkng shorts betrayed me.
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Old 07-03-2020, 10:49am   #3
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Oh, I can't remember how long, but yes, painful as hell.

With shorts, don't use the zipper, just pull up one side, let it hang out.

Uhh, that's when urinating now.............
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"When did you last catch your willie in your zipper?"

A very long time ago, I was 17 and getting it on with the very friendly neighbor girl!

The cops pulled up in the secluded place where we were parked and we got some clothes on PDQ. Man did that hurt!
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Turtles rarely get their head stepped on.
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Where is the YouTube clip of that scene in Something About Mary?
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I was 6-7. Good chance it was the last time I went commando.

Mom!!!!! Help me......was a little embarrassing
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I was 6-7. Good chance it was the last time I went commando.

Mom!!!!! Help me......was a little embarrassing


It would have been more embarrassing if you were 36-37 and said Mom!!! Help me.
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Ya get the beans above the frank !
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My shorts don't have zippers.
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My shorts don't have zippers.
That depends on how brief they are, vs how short YOU are.......

Jest sayin.......
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