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Old 05-02-2021, 3:33pm   #1
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Default Had a colonoscopy......

so I been gawn for some 3 daze......

SO when I woke up, Saturday AM near noon, All the surgical team around me, I asked the head man/surgeon a question after he described the operation.....

seems he went in the mouth down to stomach.....then up the ass for a few feet.....

I said I hoped he did my mouth before my ass.......and they all cracked up.....

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They didn't find your ability to not post links to your email did they?
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They didn't find your ability to not post links to your email did they?

Oh no you di'int!


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Down the mouth or up the ass?
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so I been gawn for some 3 daze......
3 days for a colonoscopy?
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3 days for a colonoscopy?
THAT's what I thought......I went unannounced to hospital because rectal bleeding red......so Thursday they setting up schedule, Friday wasted, Sat was cut day and overnight for observation.....need go for consult soon with surgeon....lovely.....so home around 11 on Sunday.....

Thing is, that or wait untill JUNE and we going north for a week or so then, need by OVER with by then...diareah and all.....tired of this shit.....

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You may find this hard to believe, but Gene was more full of shit than you! I didn't think it was possible either.
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You may find this hard to believe, but Gene was more full of shit than you! I didn't think it was possible either.
They asked if I ever had one before, I said no......they said everyone should have the exam around age 50 or so....BS is my thought......at any rate they could have started the wash out treatments the first day, and then did the surgery the next day.....but I suppose with no lead time.....oh well....too much patients scheduled ahead of me.....

Stomach ulcer, polip removed, is all I recall from but need schedule a follow up with the sturgen going to call today......then all the records sent to my primary care Doc......watt a mess.......nuff said......

it's a mess getting old.....damnit......
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They asked if I ever had one before, I said no......they said everyone should have the exam around age 50 or so....BS is my thought......at any rate they could have started the wash out treatments the first day, and then did the surgery the next day.....but I suppose with no lead time.....oh well....too much patients scheduled ahead of me.....

Stomach ulcer, polip removed, is all I recall from but need schedule a follow up with the sturgen going to call today......then all the records sent to my primary care Doc......watt a mess.......nuff said......

it's a mess getting old.....damnit......
Glad you're still with us Gene.

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Glad you're still with us Gene.

I agree


Hope it’s not IBS
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Well, I turned 50 this year, I guess I should just invite @Knooger over and just get it over with
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I'll be gentle.
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Knooger’s definition of gentle may be slightly different than the common understanding of that word.
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