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Old 01-30-2011, 9:55pm   #1
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Default Any of you guys good in firensics?

I go away for the weekend and as I pull my C4 up to stall #21, look what I find.



I need fingerprints (or paw prints) taken immediatly! Is there anyone out there qualified to handle this?



Oh, and it gets worse. Look at the inside! what a mess!









ps. This was really just a test to show that damn dog how to start a thread. Apparently Texas and Egypt are run by the same government and there is an internet blackout.
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I go away for the weekend and as I pull my C4 up to stall #21, look what I find.

I need fingerprints (or paw prints) taken immediatly! Is there anyone out there qualified to handle this?
You'd have better luck with a stool/sperm/urine sample...I hear they're found all around the neighbourhood of stall #46...took me an hour to hose off my stall!
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I go away for the weekend and as I pull my C4 up to stall #21, look what I find.



I need fingerprints (or paw prints) taken immediatly! Is there anyone out there qualified to handle this?



Oh, and it gets worse. Look at the inside! what a mess!









ps. This was really just a test to show that damn dog how to start a thread. Apparently Texas and Egypt are run by the same government and there is an internet blackout.

Never fear, five-oh is here! After careful examination, It appears that the pawprints are direct matches for Friz. And I also found prints at the bottom of the ladder that match Sweetsie- he must've been holding the ladder steady.
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I don't know anything about firensics but I might know a little something about forensics.

I'm sorry. I was supposed to barn stall sit for you. I had my shotgun, Crown Royal and a bag of hot wings. Therein lies the problem. The Crown Royal. That and the porn. Now I am out of Crown Royal, I shot holes in my barn stall and have hot wing sauce all over my pecker. What the phuck happened? I am so ashamed. I blame Joes Gulfstream. BTW, have you seen my pants?
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Never fear, five-oh is here! After careful examination, It appears that the pawprints are direct matches for Friz. And I also found prints at the bottom of the ladder that match Sweetsie- he must've been holding the ladder steady.
Good Job! Any eye witnesses?

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I don't know anything about firensics but I might know a little something about forensics.

I'm sorry. I was supposed to barn stall sit for you. I had my shotgun, Crown Royal and a bag of hot wings. Therein lies the problem. The Crown Royal. That and the porn. Now I am out of Crown Royal, I shot holes in my barn stall and have hot wing sauce all over my pecker. What the phuck happened? I am so ashamed. I blame Joes Gulfstream. BTW, have you seen my pants?
Furensics would match better, but I thought I'd slip it in a little different.

Pants are missing?? Now we've got 2 crimes!
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Furensics would match better, but I thought I'd slip it in a little different.

Pants are missing?? Now we've got 2 crimes!
OK, we will put our best man on it
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Thats something Jon would do
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Wait, isn't that like asking the dog to guard the cathouse.
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I don't know anything about firensics but I might know a little something about forensics.

I'm sorry. I was supposed to barn stall sit for you. I had my shotgun, Crown Royal and a bag of hot wings. Therein lies the problem. The Crown Royal. That and the porn. Now I am out of Crown Royal, I shot holes in my barn stall and have hot wing sauce all over my pecker. What the phuck happened? I am so ashamed. I blame Joes Gulfstream. BTW, have you seen my pants?
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I go away for the weekend and as I pull my C4 up to stall #21, look what I find.



I need fingerprints (or paw prints) taken immediatly! Is there anyone out there qualified to handle this?



Oh, and it gets worse. Look at the inside! what a mess!









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Old 01-31-2011, 10:06pm   #11
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OK, we will put our best man on it
Well, we know it wasn't you since you were busy auditioning for..

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Yep, and we've got some new evidence. Got Hot Wing sauce all over himself. Now if we can just locate those pants

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And I also found prints at the bottom of the ladder that match Sweetsie- he must've been holding the ladder steady.
He likes looking at Friz's bottom
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Hot wing sauce on your pecker??? And you can sit still long enough to answer this thread?? You are one tough cookie.
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Now, that's disturbing......
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What's not to like?

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Now, that's disturbing......
Quite.
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BTW, have you seen my pants?

I think someone found your pants....

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I think someone found your pants....

Uh, no. That's me without my pants.
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Uh, no. That's me without my pants.
You beat me to it. That's funny shizzle.
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