How do you deal with idiot "car guys"?

[RetiredSFC 97]

I have to get some things dialed in


Code for, "Oh shit, now what!"

[Frizlefrak]

I just nod and smile.....and then remind them that win or lose, I still have a massive schwanz, a 9" tongue, and I breathe through my ears. I'm never lonely on Saturday night.

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by allthrottleandsomebottle

1st I say "The easy parts is over........talking about it..........now show me.
Time slip. youtube, facebook etc then its factual fun time

I did that to a new Mustang guy and told him that I would race him with The Ghost for $1,000 or pinks. His reply: "I'm not doing that"

I drove that 'stang, nice car though.

[NEVRL8T]

I usually just smile and put my foot in their ass.

[j-vette]

Red 99% of the time, the more they talk the slower they are...

[C4Fanatic]

Gotta love when someone throws the "3/4 race cam" into the mix too!

[Blue 92]

Sounds like the assistant CIO when I drove my 92 to work one day.

He asked if it was mine then told me his Volvo station wagon was pretty fast.

I told him to bring in a 13 second time slip and we'd talk some more.

[1983CFI]

peoples always sayin i aint got a 83' i just be like wut eva

[Midnight85]

Originally Posted by C4Fanatic

Gotta love when someone throws the "3/4 race cam" into the mix too!

Hey, back when I was a kid, (a looong time ago) that phrase was an attention getter. If they said "full race" it was time to get excited.

[C4fan]

Originally Posted by Midnight85

Hey, back when I was a kid, (a looong time ago) that phrase was an attention getter. If they said "full race" it was time to get excited.

Same here, I had a buddy who put a "3/4 cam" in a 67 Camaro 396. Didn't know what the hell he was doing. The pistons were smacking the valves and he didn't figure it out until he replaced the bent pushrods, then rockers. Finally wised up and pulled the cam back out and had to have it ground down.

[Chuck A]

Yes it has happened to me, its just people bragging that is all
very nice, indeed