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01-11-2010, 12:45pm | #1 | ||||||
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The economy is so bad that ...
· I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
· I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" · CEOs are now playing miniature golf. · If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. · Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. · McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. · Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. · A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico. · Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. · Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. · The Mafia is laying off judges. · Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., that I called the Suicide Lifeline. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck! |
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