Need A Vette

[kylebuck]

Originally Posted by NEED-A-VETTE

Consider it incentive to get to the next BR.

As you know, crazy shenanigans take place all around once folks hit BG.


Btw, shenanigans is my word of the week. I've used it eleventy billion times in the last several days...just because.

Shenanigans super troopers- 720p! - YouTube

[justind]

Originally Posted by Aflac

nah, we'll let you have some of the strictest gun laws in the nation to go along with that stupid high murder rate...

Says the person that cant open carry... Oh and in 2011 MN population was 5.34 mil with 74 murders that 1 murder for every 72,227 people. In the same year Texas had a population of 25.67 mil with 1126 murders that is 1 murder for every 22801 people.


Minnesota Crime Rates 1960 - 2011
Texas Crime Rates 1960 - 2011

High five!!

[kingpin]

Originally Posted by justind

Says the person that cant open carry... Oh and in 2011 MN population was 5.34 mil with 74 murders that 1 murder for every 72,227 people. In the same year Texas had a population of 25.67 mil with 1126 murders that is 1 murder for every 22801 people.


Minnesota Crime Rates 1960 - 2011
Texas Crime Rates 1960 - 2011

High five!!

Dude!!!

You can't talk shit about Texas.
Texas is the greatest place on earth.

[justind]

Serious Oh and alcohol has hit the central time zone.

[99 pewtercoupe]

Originally Posted by justind

Serious Oh and alcohol has hit the central time zone.

Scuse me! Alcohol hit the central time zone hours ago!

[Sea Six]

Originally Posted by NEED-A-VETTE

No, see...I was at the store. The STORE. I don't cook at the store.

Wtf kinda store do you go to?


Actually, I picked up the stuff I need for NYE dinner. Starting on the bolognese sauce today.

Lowe's is where I usually go to broil my steaks. I usually walk in the store with a 1 gal can of gas, get one of those big carts (you know, the flatbed kind you use for 4x8 sheet goods), snatch one of their generators and head on over to the appliances section, where I fire up the generator (the really loud Briggs and Stratton ones are my personal fav, since they make so much noise they kind of scare the employees from doing much of anything to interfere) and hook up one of the stoves on an outside corner aisle. Get the steaks, throw 'em on the broiler and turn on the oven to the broil cycle. Then I get the few employees who are serious about stopping this nonsense to chase me while I run around the store making annoying noises on a vuvuzela. I try to time my return lap so that I can flip the steaks with a handy spatula I got from Spatula City (it has a lanyard that keeps it around my neck). Then on the second return lap, I pick up the now-medium rare steaks and dash away into the night unscathed.

[Ms.Gem]

Originally Posted by Sea Six

Lowe's is where I usually go to broil my steaks. I usually walk in the store with a 1 gal can of gas, get one of those big carts (you know, the flatbed kind you use for 4x8 sheet goods), snatch one of their generators and head on over to the appliances section, where I fire up the generator (the really loud Briggs and Stratton ones are my personal fav, since they make so much noise they kind of scare the employees from doing much of anything to interfere) and hook up one of the stoves on an outside corner aisle. Get the steaks, throw 'em on the broiler and turn on the oven to the broil cycle. Then I get the few employees who are serious about stopping this nonsense to chase me while I run around the store making annoying noises on a vuvuzela. I try to time my return lap so that I can flip the steaks with a handy spatula I got from Spatula City (it has a lanyard that keeps it around my neck). Then on the second return lap, I pick up the now-medium rare steaks and dash away into the night unscathed.

Reminds me about the news article I read about the trash that was caught making meth right in walmart.

[99 pewtercoupe]

Originally Posted by Ms.Gem

Reminds me about the news article I read about the trash that was caught making meth right in walmart.

That was not so far from me. Takes a special class of people...

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Originally Posted by joebuck

Shenanigans super troopers- 720p! - YouTube

I love that movie.

Originally Posted by justind

Serious Oh and alcohol has hit the central time zone.

Originally Posted by 99 pewtercoupe

Scuse me! Alcohol hit the central time zone hours ago!

Originally Posted by Sea Six

Lowe's is where I usually go to broil my steaks. I usually walk in the store with a 1 gal can of gas, get one of those big carts (you know, the flatbed kind you use for 4x8 sheet goods), snatch one of their generators and head on over to the appliances section, where I fire up the generator (the really loud Briggs and Stratton ones are my personal fav, since they make so much noise they kind of scare the employees from doing much of anything to interfere) and hook up one of the stoves on an outside corner aisle. Get the steaks, throw 'em on the broiler and turn on the oven to the broil cycle. Then I get the few employees who are serious about stopping this nonsense to chase me while I run around the store making annoying noises on a vuvuzela. I try to time my return lap so that I can flip the steaks with a handy spatula I got from Spatula City (it has a lanyard that keeps it around my neck). Then on the second return lap, I pick up the now-medium rare steaks and dash away into the night unscathed.

You've got mad skills!!!

[OddBall]

Originally Posted by Sea Six

Lowe's is where I usually go to broil my steaks. I usually walk in the store with a 1 gal can of gas, get one of those big carts (you know, the flatbed kind you use for 4x8 sheet goods), snatch one of their generators and head on over to the appliances section, where I fire up the generator (the really loud Briggs and Stratton ones are my personal fav, since they make so much noise they kind of scare the employees from doing much of anything to interfere) and hook up one of the stoves on an outside corner aisle. Get the steaks, throw 'em on the broiler and turn on the oven to the broil cycle. Then I get the few employees who are serious about stopping this nonsense to chase me while I run around the store making annoying noises on a vuvuzela. I try to time my return lap so that I can flip the steaks with a handy spatula I got from Spatula City (it has a lanyard that keeps it around my neck). Then on the second return lap, I pick up the now-medium rare steaks and dash away into the night unscathed.

[xXBUDXx]

Originally Posted by MrPeabody

Some days you can sit here on the west coast and watch the alcohol sweep across the time zones.

You are correct.

[Millenium Vette]

Originally Posted by NEED-A-VETTE

Plus, it snows about 18 months out of the year. We have to learn how to entertain ourselves. That isn't just a solo endeavor.

Michiganders, ftw!!!

Hell yes for the Michiganders!!!

Faygo pop dirt cheap available everywhere and Meijer for one stop shopping, why pay more?

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Originally Posted by Millenium Vette

Hell yes for the Michiganders!!!

Faygo pop dirt cheap available everywhere and Meijer for one stop shopping, why pay more?

The sell Faygo here at a wine store called Bevmo. It's a chain out here. They charge like $2.50 for a small glass bottle. I'm like...you know I can get a three liter in Michigan for like $0.99, right?

[onedef92]

Dr. Mcgillicuddy's shot drinks were a mofo at CI's past, too.

[GentleBen]

Originally Posted by onedef92

Dr. Mcgillicuddy's shot drinks were a mofo at CI's past, too.

Unfortunately the good Doctor has gone to the great waiting room in the sky. His widow was at CI 12 but did not make BR II.

I poured several shots of Irish Single Malt Wiskey in his memory but I was no where as gregarious as he was.

[onedef92]

Originally Posted by GentleBen

Unfortunately the good Doctor has gone to the great waiting room in the sky. His widow was at CI 12 but did not make BR II.

I poured several shots of Irish Single Malt Wiskey in his memory but I was no where as gregarious as he was.

I did not know he'd passed GB.

[polarbear]

Originally Posted by MrPeabody

Some days you can sit here on the west coast and watch the alcohol sweep across the time zones.

And not all the smoke that blows East is smog, ya know...

[kingpin]

for pics of Sandy's appetizers.

[99 pewtercoupe]

Originally Posted by polarbear

And not all the smoke that blows East is smog, ya know...