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Hypothetical: Time Machine
Here's the scenario:
The world's foremast technologists and physicists have cracked the code for reliable time travel. The time travel machine is roughly the size of a phone booth. The settings for the time machine are accurate enough to enable travel to a specific date and location anywhere in the world. There are only four restrictions:
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Yes to Metropolis with Super Man
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I'd go hang with Jesus. I'd take along meds, food, gold for money, a camera...and a bible to get it autographed
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So many choices.
Richmond, VA, Feb 1962. An M16, a .223, a quality sniper rifle, and ammo for each so they could be replicated. Feck the Yankees. Hitler's headquarters, Berlin, Germany, 1938. Small thermonuclear bomb. Feck the Germans. Pearl Harbor, Dec 5, 1941. Newspaper from Dec 8, 1941 and a history book. Feck the Japs. New York, 9/10/01. DVD of the terrorist attacks. Feck the terrorists. And if I could be a little selfish, my son's house, July 27th, 2010, 10:15 pm. I wouldn't need anything. Just be there to watch my grandson. <<< I could give more, but I'll give someone else a chance. Might not get back from Germany, but hey, some sacrifices are worth it. |
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Hell Yes.
$10MM in period correct legal tender. I'd start January 1st, 1966 in Monaco, relax a bit, do the international playboy thing for a few weeks, and then start the year in earnest with the Monte Carlo Rally on the 21st, and spend the next 365 days jetsetting around the world attending every major race event I can possibly get to. Daytona, the stock car, motorcycle and sports car races, Sebring, Indianapolis, Le Mans, Nurburgring 24 Hours, Targa Florio, Isle Of Man TT and as many of the Formula One Grands Prix as possible. Between race events, I'd also see Grand Prix in the original Cinerama presentation, as well as catch The Good, The Bad And The Ugly, Fantastic Voyage, The Blue Max, Wild Angels, Stagecoach, El Dorado and The Professionals on the big screen as intended. End the year sliding a half dozen carefully prepped '63 Ferrari 250GTOs into a secret vault at J.P. Morgan. Return to present day. |
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Way too many times, and places.....
This would require some SERIOUS thought, if you could only go one time. |
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I was pondering this after reading our favorite dinosaur book with my daughter. Since I was knee high to a grasshopper, I've thought it would be amazing to actually see the dinosaurs from my books in person. Of course, I imagine the drawback is the late Cretaceous would be an awfully tough place to survive for a year.
The other strong contender is Concord, MA, on April 17, 1775. It's a much easier time to survive (no Tyrannosaurs!) and it would be amazing to witness the birth of this country. |
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I'd go back to this exact time and walk away from the table full of food.
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August 21, 1980, 12:05. I would leave my house 15 to 30 seconds earlier or later. I would take some clothes.
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Go back to 1995, start a Corvette specific forum.
After a few years ask for investors to buy new servers to speed up the service. Offer lots of storage space and other privileges in exchange for $200.00. Hand out pretty gold stars as thanks. Turn around and sell web site for mega $$$ knowing they will tell the new investors to pound sand when asked about the storage space and privileges. Make no offer to reimburse investors for their contributions. Lather, rinse, repeat. |
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You could phonebooth into the Cretaceous for a 90 day stay if you were an Army Ranger, or a Navy SEAL, or maybe an intelligent Bear Grylls. But that would be about it for a "safe" trip, using the booth. The main problem would be food, followed by fuel for the chainsaw, the flame throwers and the drones. The sonic cannon would have to be assembled onsite. If the phonebooth must be used, the OP doesn't say the booth can't return, only that YOU can't return. I'd send ahead some booth loads of gear, and supplies, before making the jump myself. I think western Montana, or Southwestern Alberta would be the right place. Stay away from water, it is dangerous enough on land. The idea being to witness the variety of wildlife, you'd want to find a prey species, preferably something that masses in enormous herds. If Tyrannosaurs are a priority species for you, my money would be on following the Edmontosaurus herds. The two species are often found together as fossils, and we have definitive evidence of their predator/prey relationship. But, T. Rex isn't the one you need to worry about, safety-wise. You're much more at risk from the raptors, especially Dienonychus and Utahraptor. Even the tiny Velociraptor would be like meeting a school of land Piranaha. And I'm betting the raptors can climb trees. I'd say find a lake island with nothing bigger than mouse on it, but we're staying away from the water. You'd want a shallow cave, with at least two entrances, one of which you can barricade shut, openable from the inside. Something like what Marshall, Will and Holly had on Land Of The Lost would be perfect. Some place where you only need to watch one entrance, where you would have your fire. Of course you could go whole-hog and make a mobile compound complete with power generation, wildlife mitigation features and a 30-foot-tall electrified fence. Turn that into a time machine and go full Dinosafari. Just stay away from the water. |
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Only have to go back a bout a week. One word: Lottery.
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