I finally know the meaning of it all

[DukeAllen]

Creation

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-yea r life span."

The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family For this, I will give you a life span of sixty Years."

The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said:

"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you...

[Sweet 90]

Damn, you mean it was always that simple
Good one Duke

[Taurus]

So Friz is like 70, which is like 490 in dog years?

[Sweet 90]

Originally Posted by Taurus

So Friz is like 70, which is like 490 in dog years?

It would explain his cantankerous behavior, or is that because of Obama

[DukeAllen]

Well I knew Friz was a goner since he's a dog, but I can't decide where this list leaves poor sweets.

[C4fan]

Possible scenario: While God was working the cat kept rubbing against him and God got annoyed. So when it came time to give the cat his life span he said I can't take this I'll only give you 1 year. So the cat said OK and snuck back in line 9 more times until God caught on. So the cat only lives for 10 years but it takes 9 lives to get there.

[Sweet 90]

No, no, no! Cats were Gods you fools. We don't have to follow the rules. How many God Dogs were there?

[PLRX]

Dog is God backwards.



They were also Egyptian Dogs



BUT>>>

Skulls have been Gods were before the Egyptians, and before Hominini.

[DukeAllen]

[Sweet 90]

Originally Posted by PLRX

That's you, isn't Pete

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by Sweet 90

That's you, isn't Pete

Who else would it be?

[DukeAllen]

Originally Posted by PLRX

Who else would it be?

So....grim reaper...do you do requests?

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by DukeAllen

So....grim reaper...do you do requests?

Send me a PM

[Sweet 90]

Originally Posted by PLRX

Send me a PM

Be prepared to wait though, the list is long

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by Sweet 90

Be prepared to wait though, the list is long