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Old 07-26-2012, 6:41pm   #1
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Earlier this week, a 41-year-old man was asleep in his apartment in eastern China
when four men in masks BURST in to steal...HIS PENIS. They chopped it off, possibly
as revenge for him having affairs with several women in the village. The police are
searching for the men AND the missing penis.

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Police are looking for the married lovers of suspected Chinese romeo Fei Lin, 41, after four
masked men burst into his flat and cut off his penis at Niqiao village near Wenling city, in east
China’s Zhejiang province.

He told cops he had been asleep and it was around 4am when the men burst into the room
and put a bag over his head.

He said: "They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they
ran off. I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."

Emergency workers and police who searched for the severed organ failed to locate it, and believe
it was taken away by the attackers.

The injured man, a rural migrant worker in the village, had been accused of affairs with local
women and although he denied it police believe that the attack was a revenge assault.

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At first reading of this story, I thought there must be a shortage for people to steal one but then I realized they're ALL dicks over there!
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He's Chinese. Small loss.
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He's Chinese. Small loss.
Very small....It anyone tried that with me, they would need to get more help to carry it...:....WW
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Ouch, I didn't think anyone would believe that .....WW
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He's Chinese. Small loss.
,based on the size of the rubbers sold on the Far East's pharmacies.
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You forgot the most important tool Duke
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Well when it gets this bad

it's time to get out the check book
Buy this

then this

and get this
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Well when it gets this bad


and get this
I'll bet Mr. T just got a hard on
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Well when it gets this bad

it's time to get out the check book
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Hmm, you may have a point. His "small problem" may be the reason women keep
leaving him behind. Based on his own post, he has been divorced 4 times.
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