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Old 01-21-2015, 10:48pm   #21
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Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday.

Every half hour it goes to your room opens the door, and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves.
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Robber: "Give me all your money. Otherwise you are chemistry! "
Person: " Don't you mean history? "
Robber: "Don't change the subject! "
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Husband: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Wife: I'd take half and leave.
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Are all women claustrophobic?

Every one of them freaks out the minute I close the trunk.
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A man comes home from a hard days work. Sees his wife packing her bags.

He says "Babe, what are ya doing?"

She says "I'm leaving you and moving to Las Vegas. I found out I can get $500 every time I have sex!!"

He grabs the other suitcase and starts packing.

She says "what are you doing?"

He says "I'm moving to Las Vegas too, I've got to see how you can live on $1,000 a year!"
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Thought for the day. Just remember, there are no "I's" in team. However, there are 3 "u's" in Shut the fcuk up! That ought to get you down the road a piece!
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I remember David Brenner, who's very young in that video.
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In case you don't understand, Orange is one of the major wireless networks in England.
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Son was sent to college. 1st in family ever to go.
Home for first vacation.
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After a moment, son says:
"Pi r squared. "
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73.5% of all statistics are made up.
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I knew it had to be her. I remember seeing that when it was new.
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73.5% of all statistics are made up.
So are the other 43.8%
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So are the other 43.8%
90% !!?? WOW !!
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