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11-29-2018, 8:58am | #61 | ||||||
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Aunt Myrtle was getting situated at the Assisted Living Facility when the nurses warned her about Old Ed, the horny old man in the apartment next to her.
Despite the warnings, Aunt Myrtle started talking to Old Ed, and through his persistence and charm, convinced Aunt Myrtle to do the deed. As Aunt Myrtle was removing her clothing preparing for coitus, she says to Old Ed, "I have to warn you, I have Acute Angina" to which Old Ed responds, "Well I hope so, because the rest of you looks like shit" |
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Perma-banned years ago under another name, still there today, hardly post, hardly even visit. I think I pissed off bloatwave or some wanna-be cop, don't even remember what it was........
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11-29-2018, 7:29pm | #64 | ||||||
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Never banned from CF, still have an active account. Rarely post or go there.
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51 here and just about the average age of a C3 owner nowadays.Taken from a poll at CF awhile ago.
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Never been banned from anywhere. Everybody likes me.
Except for that one guy. |
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Hmm?
Oh, yes, yes. I forgot to hit the ban button. I'll do it right now. [ahem] Mr. Peabody, you are hereby banned from this thread. |
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No, wait. That didn't sound official enough.
Mr. Peabody, I BAN THEE. |
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21,003 days old (approx 57.5). My son Dax is 35.
I have a CF still account still but never go there. |
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If I have to get another procedure I will let them go in and retrieve it. Took nine days to pass the pieces. NINE. Nine long, very painful days. Avoided the retrieval because, well, I knew where they would be going in... |
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Kidney stones, I found out my body treats morphine as candy since it didn't do shit. Yet, Tramadol works and Lidocaine overloads my system and absolutely fukks me up. |
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