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Old 06-11-2024, 5:46am   #1
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I like mine with lettuce and tomato...Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes...
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What gay couple will win a race?

The lesbians will.



They go lick-ity-split

The other just poke ass along
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. . . which one would you rather eat?
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What gay couple will win a race?

The lesbians will.



They go lick-ity-split

The other just poke ass along
The gay guys got to their vacation spot first because they had their shit packed the night before.
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The gay guys got to their vacation spot first because they had their shit packed the night before.
Ironic that Mr. Hole liked this reply.
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Thread of the week.
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Old 06-11-2024, 7:52am   #8
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Damn, we have pretty low standards these days.
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Two gay men were having a dinner out in a nice restaurant when they noticed a rather obese woman choking on a piece of steak. The one fella stood up and dropped his drawers and underwear and the other dropped to his knees and ran his tongue up his friend's azz crack.

Upon seeing this the woman's gag reflex kicked in and she coughed up the bit of steak.

One of the gay guys said to the woman, "Yeah that Hind Lick maneuver works every time!"
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When a man and woman get married they need a marriage license. What do Lesbians need? A licker license.

What's the definition of confusion? 20 blind lesbians at a fish market.
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Why are Lesbians like a Timex?

Because they take a licking and keep on ticking
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. . . which one would you rather eat?
One on right is headboard splinters material.
One of left needs to take her / him / shim mask off, as scaring the kids!!
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I like mine with lettuce and tomato...Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes...
Les-Bein's in Para-dise

Drivin' their Sub-a-rus and lookin' so nice

Gotta Butch Mama in paradise!
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I don’t know? But two lesbians have more holes than Zeeks Jeep!
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I'd call it a biohazard.
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