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Old 06-22-2014, 7:30am   #1
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Some idiot actually got himself stuck in a stone vagina sculpture.
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Looks like Germany. Beer was certainly involved in that.

Edit: He was just trying to blow the dust out of it.
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Old 06-22-2014, 8:00am   #3
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No surprise. People slip in the shower and end up with a dildo stuck up their butt all the time.
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Who has a stone vagina sculpture????
At least it's well manicured.
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No surprise. People slip in the shower and end up with a dildo stuck up their butt all the time.
I don't wanna know how you know this.
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Maybe he's part of the exhibit.
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I don't wanna know how you know this.
Womanc6 works in the ER. She knows.

Also light bulbs, vegetables, GI Joe action figures, Matchbox cars, deodorant bottles, etc...
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What a crock of sh*t
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He's such a dick!
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Luring and trapping men since the start of time
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Wow, that rock gave birth to an idiot.
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Womanc6 works in the ER. She knows.

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WWomanC6 <> MEC5LADY
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Who has a stone vagina sculpture????
At least it's well manicured.
The Institute for Medical Microbiology and Hygiene.
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Looks like Germany. Beer was certainly involved in that.

Edit: He was just trying to blow the dust out of it.
Yep, the Statue is in Germany. The student? Team America, **** yeah.
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Old 06-22-2014, 12:04pm   #15
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He was probably looking for the G spot.

He's not the first young man to be completely incapacitated by *****, and unfortunately he won't be the last.
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Yep, the Statue is in Germany. The student? Team Merica, **** yeah.
FIFY
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Modeled after Rosie O'Donalds. Scaled down of course
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Headline du jour right there, Babe. And you did it with minimal content, too. Impressive!
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Old 06-23-2014, 12:04pm   #20
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WWomanC6 <> MEC5LADY
Correct, I am corrected.
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