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04-01-2011, 9:01pm
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This made me laugh...
I didn't post the whole email message, just this:
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. |
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04-01-2011, 9:02pm
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 I was never here. I never read this. You didn't see me. |
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04-01-2011, 9:05pm
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I tried to tell this joke to my wife and couldn't stop laughing. I had tears in my eyes.
 I fart a LOT. She can't shut the hell up. |
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04-01-2011, 9:12pm
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I L0L'd...
now, gimme some barn bux |
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04-01-2011, 9:16pm
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Truth.
I swear my wife can take a 2 minute story and stretch it out for an hour. I keep wanting to say, "Please get to the point!" 
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04-01-2011, 9:18pm
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04-01-2011, 9:19pm
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04-01-2011, 9:51pm
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I work with a woman who has the reputation of going into 2 cycle mode when she starts talking. I have never seen anyone in my life that could move her mouth and make continuous noise for so long at one time.
We were in a meeting one time and she got started on a roll... I sat there and watched her spew for 5 minutes without breathing. I finally screamed at her..."BREATHE!!" she didn't even hear me.. it took me 3 times before she heard me. It cost her a promotion because she flunked the interview, not from not knowing the job but because she talked too much and too fast and talked over the interviewers. 
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04-01-2011, 10:06pm
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Craig, you're just hearing about this now? Oh right, you live in Floriduh...
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