Meet the New First Minister of Scotland!

[Bill]

Took over without firing a shot. William Wallace must be spinning in his grave right about now.

Stephen: (00:07)
The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It’s drawn the finest people.

Lochlan: (00:11)
Where is thy salute?

William Wallace: (00:13)
For presenting yourself on this battlefield, I give you thanks.

Lochlan: (00:17)
This is our army. To join it, you give homage.

William Wallace: (00:20)
I give homage to Scotland. And if this is your army, why does it go?

Speaker 4: (00:28)
We didn’t come here to fight for them!

Speaker 6: (00:30)
Home! The English are too many!

William Wallace: (00:46)
Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace.

Speaker 6: (00:50)
William Wallace is seven feet tall!

William Wallace: (00:53)
Yes, I’ve heard. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he’d consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I am William Wallace, and I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do with that freedom? Will you fight?

Speaker 7: (01:43)
Fight? Against that? No, we will run, and we will live.

William Wallace: (01:45)
Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you’ll live, at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!

[Aerovette]

I'll bet the US will have another muslim President in no time.

[LATB]

These Muslim animals are descendants of Ishmael, the illegitimate son of Abraham and Hagar (an Egyptian slave girl). Most are the devil incarnate. Ole Abe fuked up and God reminds the world regularly.

[Louie Detroit]

Originally Posted by aerovette

I'll bet the US will have another muslim President in no time.

It will be a while, The (D)imcrims almost certainly have a woman, then homo and then tranny on the short list.