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Old 08-11-2019, 03:11pm   #1
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This year, your age + your year of birth, equal 2019. For example, if you are 55-years-old and your birth year is 1964, they add up to 2019. Even the Chinese and other foreign masters cannot explain this.

Please see if this equation works for you. Remember, you have to wait another 1,000 years for this to happen again.

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Old 08-11-2019, 03:19pm   #3
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good gin today?
I've never had any bad gin....
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It also works for last year, next year, the year after that...

And it only works after your birthday.
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I've never had any bad gin....
I don't know Larry. That shit I sent you was not exactly top shelf. But it did have a cool label.
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I don't know Larry. That shit I sent you was not exactly top shelf. But it did have a cool label.
free = good.
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free = good.
I probably would have felt better if he told me he used it as charcoal lighter, and didn't consume it....
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I probably would have felt better if he told me he used it as charcoal lighter, and didn't consume it....
I drank it...and now you tell me this???
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I drank it...and now you tell me this???
you're alive, what are you complaining about now?

now, if you had died, then you'd have a case.
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now, if you had died, then you'd have a case.
But...but...you can't tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks!
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You sure about that?
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You sure about that?
our local Jim Ignatowski.
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A few months ago he sent me a bottle of Ginebra S. Miguel gin from the Philippines. Small bottle, maybe 6 ounces. Last night I wanted a gin and tonic but remembered that I was out...then I thought of Dixievet!

I got the bottle out and was puzzled about how to open it: Careful inspection revealed that if was a pop-top cap. "Odd," I thought. "Never seen a botlte of liquor or even wine open like that....beer, but not liquor or wine." The only thing noteworthy on the label was a picture of an upside-down cow on fire.

I located a bottle opener, and sure enough that opened it. I sampled its aroma: None, other than a faint smell of lye...or maybe acid...." I mixed a drink and sampled it.

The first thing I noticed was my pecker trying to climb up the front side of my body. Science says you cannot crap, pee, and vomit at the same time. I beg to differ. Not only did I do all three at once, but my bowels emptied 3 different times in less than half of a second. It was a Matrix kind of bowel movement, where time is creeping along and you’re all leaned back and BAM BAM BAM you just crap your pants 3 times. It seemed like there were minutes in between but in reality it was so close together it was like exhaust pulses from a big block Chevy turning 8 grand.

I woke up laying on the floor hours later. I realized a few things:

1. Three of my teeth seem to have melted.

2 – I now have cramps in the bottoms of my feet and my right butt cheek (not the left, just the right).

3 – Poop, pee, and vomit when all mixed together, do not smell as bad as you might think.

4 – My left eye will not open.

5 – My right eye will not close.

6. – My nuts are still smaller than average yet they are almost a foot long.

7 – I can turn on the TV in the game room by farting while thinking of the number 4 (still don’t understand this???).

The good news, is that if a burglar does try to come into my house , I can clearly visualize what my security system will do to him, and THAT gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling all over, which also reminds me to not drink Filipino gin again.

Oh,,,Rob, I don't like Rhum....
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