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Old 10-27-2013, 2:03pm   #1
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18 years ago (when I was 18...go figger) I threw a party at the house. One of my best friends took his girl to the back room and did his thing. Nobody said shit to him when he came out, but it was hard not to laugh. His face and cheeks were covered in blood and he couldn't tell. It took him about an hour to figure it out when he finally when to the bathroom

By then his chick was long gone, too. IIRC he never spoke to her again.
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Must have been one of her heavier days............
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28 years ago when I was 16, I had a girl in the front seat of my truck. We were parked in her driveway. I kept trying to get in her pants and she wouldn't let me. Finally she said she needed to go in to the restroom. She came back wearing shorts. She let me in her pants.
I got home at 3:30am and went to the restroom and it looked like someone had tried to gnaw my dick off. The blue velour on my front seat was wrecked.....I never saw her again.
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Must have been one of her heavier days............
She goes to the doctor for her issues. He asks, "What's your flow like?"

She says, "Linoleum."
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Why would he? He already said all there was to say.
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Why would he? He already said all there was to say.
He must have screamed bloody murder
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18 years ago (when I was 18...go figger) I threw a party at the house. One of my best friends took his girl to the back room and did his thing. Nobody said shit to him when he came out, but it was hard not to laugh. His face and cheeks were covered in blood and he couldn't tell. It took him about an hour to figure it out when he finally when to the bathroom

By then his chick was long gone, too. IIRC he never spoke to her again.
How embarrassing, I'll bet his face was red.
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How embarrassing, I'll bet his face was red.
Yeah. He was really seeing red that night!

This reminds me of that David Allen Coe song about finger ****in sally, suck'em silly suzy, and bloody mary.
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I got busy with an old GF one time, in a hurry...still had my favorite white shirt on. Ruined that sumbitch.

She almost died of embarrassment. I told her it was all good...since it was
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