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Old 01-22-2020, 7:11am   #1
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Default Motivational: Being the Bigger Person in an Argument

Seems like all of us should pay attention to this sound advice...'specially in bar threads.
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Anybody who gets their panties in a wad in an online forum, let alone a bar thread, needs to reevaluate.

Far more important things in your life to worry about than an Internet thread.
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Anybody who gets their panties in a wad in an online forum, let alone a bar thread, needs to reevaluate.

Far more important things in your life to worry about than an Internet thread.
You completely missed the point of this thread. Here, let me spell it out for you.

This thread is about punching Adog
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You completely missed the point of this thread. Here, let me spell it out for you.

This thread is about punching Adog
Can I help?



PLEASE!!!
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Can I help?



PLEASE!!!
Gotta get in line, but it does stretch from the front door around to the back of the barn.
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No
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You completely missed the point of this thread. Here, let me spell it out for you.

This thread is about punching Adog
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I hit him on the nose with a newspaper, that was enough.
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Old 01-23-2020, 7:25am   #12
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I hit him on the nose with a newspaper, that was enough.

Abusing the elderly or special needs is a felony.
Since Craw Dog is both; there's multiple counts against you.
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Abusing the elderly or special needs is a felony.
Since Craw Dog is both there's multiple counts against you.
Ouch... gotta watch what I say to Porter
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Ouch... gotta watch what I say to Porter


That fat fuk antique been around since the shoe was invented.
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Old 01-23-2020, 8:19am   #15
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Abusing the elderly or special needs is a felony.
Since Craw Dog is both; there's multiple counts against you.


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That fat fuk antique been around since the shoe was invented.
Da fuq?
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Clerk at liquor store: Do you need help sir?

Me: Yes, but I've decided to come here instead.

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Woman walking thru mall with new husband.....

And they see her ex coming at them.

Her ex wasn’t happy about the divorce and when he approaches he says to the new husband “how you like f*cking that used pussy”.

New husband says ”it’s really good once I get past the used part”.

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A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, having a little chat.

“How are you, Tom?” asked Marvin.

“I’m not feeling well today – utterly exhausted,” Tom replied. “I pulled a muscle and it’s killing me.”

“That pulled muscle shouldn’t make you so tired, though.”

“Well, it does if you pull it a couple of hundred times….”
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Abusing the elderly or special needs is a felony.
Since Craw Dog is both; there's multiple counts against you.
Instructions unclear. dick stuck in vacuum cleaner hose.
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Instructions unclear. dick stuck in vacuum cleaner hose.
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Old 01-23-2020, 11:00am   #19
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You're either with us or you're kissing Adog's ass.
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Old 01-23-2020, 5:40pm   #20
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You completely missed the point of this thread. Here, let me spell it out for you.

This thread is about punching Adog
Where do I take a number?
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