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10-20-2016, 4:48pm | #1 | ||||||
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Update on Cinderella......
Update on Cinderella
Cinderella is now 95 years old.After a fulfilling life, but now a widow, she happily sits in her rocking chair watching the world go by with her cat Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said 'Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years’? The fairy godmother replied 'Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns? ‘Cinderella was overjoyed and after some thought replied ’The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my pension and I wish to be wealthy again. Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold. The fairy godmother then asked 'What do you want for your second wish?' Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, 'I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had.' At once, her wish became reality and she was young and beautiful again and she felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years. The fairy godmother spoke once more: 'You have one more wish; what shall it be?' Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and said, 'I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man.' Magically, Bob was immediately transformed into the most handsome man Cinderella had ever seen. The fairy godmother said, 'Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life.' and disappeared in a flash of blue light Bob and Cinderella looked lovingly into each other's eyes. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella and held her in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered... 'Bet you're sorry now that you cut my nuts off' |
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Everything has it's consequence....
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If you watch Cinderalla backwards, it's about an uppity woman who learns her place.
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very funny, indeed
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