Pedicure?

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Bill

I'm thinking this could be the start of a Barn Stall pledge drive fundraiser. Sign up for a stall, get a pic of Sandy's feet.....

Just spitballing here.

I think I smell what you're stepping in. This just might work.

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Bill

I'm thinking this could be the start of a Barn Stall pledge drive fundraiser. Sign up for a stall, get a pic of Sandy's feet.....

Just spitballing here.

Where do I sign?

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Accupressure (no accupuncture) is great especially when done on the feet.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acupressure

But, I find reflexology works best for me. Don't care if the Taditional Chinese Medicine behind it might be considered a hoax, but damn it's easier to walk for a few weeks after a treatment.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reflexology

The GF who did this was a registered nurse, so probably knew more about it than your average babe out there.

[LATB]

Originally Posted by slewfoot

Lars is in more dire need of a pedicure than any white man in history.

And you are in dire need of an enema you are so full of chit.

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by ZipZap

Look, it's not just nails. They clean the dead shit off your feet if you go somewhere without a happy ending.

Also, they give me a discount if I get my Brazilian at the same time.

Why do you have dead shit on your feet?


Wait, we don't want to know, keep that (along with pics of your Brazilian) to yourself.)

[Onebadcad]

I can still reach my toes easily, so NO!!

If I were to get one, does anyone know the price of addiing a Happy Ending to it??

[Bill]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

I can still reach my toes easily, so NO!!

If I were to get one, does anyone know the price of addiing a Happy Ending to it??

You can view it for free!

YouTube

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

I can still reach my toes easily, so NO!!

If I were to get one, does anyone know the price of addiing a Happy Ending to it??

For you.... divorce and probably more than half of your stuff.

[LATB]

IMO it’s not a gay thing or some attack on my manhood. I have no problem with a little Vietnamese girl doing it.
It’s about the time. I can do it in a few minutes. A trip to the nail place requires an appointment and then the drive time to and back. It ends up taking up most of the morning or afternoon.

[gs568]

Had one in Beijing along with a 90 minute massage. 50 bucks at most.

[Bill]

When I was taking care of an elderly relative, I tried trimming the toenails. "Oh, no, that hurts!" OK, fine. from then on, we simply made trips to the local nail salon, something the relative had never done before.

Let the pros handle it. They seemed to like us, liked that I was escorting the relative to and from, and they handled the relative with kid gloves. Vietnamese respect their elderly, and apparently respect others that also respect their elderly.

[Onebadcad]

If one gets a male pedicure, do they have to start sitting down to pee,,, asking for a friend.

[Bill]

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

If one gets a male pedicure, do they have to start sitting down to pee,,, asking for a friend.

I pee out in the back yard, standing up, just as God intended. I also dislike cleaning the toilets, and my aim ain't that great, especially in the middle of the night when I'm half asleep.

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by Bill

I pee out in the back yard, standing up, just as God intended. I also dislike cleaning the toilets, and my aim ain't that great, especially in the middle of the night when I'm half asleep.

When I take Dolly and Ringo, and soon to add Elvis, out for their 10:00 PM potty break in the backyard, I sometimes relieve myself, not bad, as do not have to aim perfectly, or wipe any seats.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Bill

I pee out in the back yard, standing up, just as God intended. I also dislike cleaning the toilets, and my aim ain't that great, especially in the middle of the night when I'm half asleep.

Originally Posted by Onebadcad

When I take Dolly and Ringo, and soon to add Elvis, out for their 10:00 PM potty break in the backyard, I sometimes relieve myself, not bad, as do not have to aim perfectly, or wipe any seats.

I hope you are both able to remember not to pee into the wind, though.

[04 commemorative]

Originally Posted by LATB

IMO it’s not a gay thing or some attack on my manhood. I have no problem with a little Vietnamese girl doing it.
It’s about the time. I can do it in a few minutes. A trip to the nail place requires an appointment and then the drive time to and back. It ends up taking up most of the morning or afternoon.

They love your toes long time

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by Bruze

I will go to one when I get too old to bend over far enough to cut my nails myself.

* fat

[04 commemorative]

What can they do for this ?

[Bill]

Originally Posted by 04 commemorative

What can they do for this ?

WTF, over?

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by NEED-A-VETTE

The amount of callused feet is high in this thread.

Just go get a pedicure FFS.

I can't believe how downright nasty some guys' feet are. After getting a terrible case of athlete's foot in high school, I vowed to never let that happen again. So I do simple things to take care of them. Wear good socks, change them if they get wet, don't wear ski boots two sizes too small. No crocks or sandals for me.