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Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
I guess on DS9... the Ferengi were like Jewish businessmen on steroids.
There are hundreds of rules.. here's the short list: 1. Once you have their money... you never give it back. 5. Always exaggerate your estimates 8. Small print leads to large risk 16. A deal is a deal... until a better one comes along 20. He who dives under the table today lives to profit tomorrow. 21. Never place friendship above profit. 27. There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman. 34. War is good for business 35. Peace is good for business. 39. Don't tell customers more than they need to know 44. Never confuse wisdom with luck. 47. Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own. 48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife 52. Never ask... when you can take. 60. Keep your lies consistent. 76. Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies. 87. Learn the customer's weaknesses, so that you can better take advantage of him. 98. If you can't take it with you, don't go. 109. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. 111. Treat people in your debt like family... exploit them. 117. You can't free a fish from water. 153. Sell the sizzle, not the steak. 189. Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money. 211. Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them. 218. Sometimes what you get free costs entirely too much. 219. Possession is eleven-tenths of the law! 239. Never be afraid to mislabel a product. 243. Always leave yourself an out. 267. If you believe it, they believe it. 287. Always get somebody else to do the lifting. 291. The less employees know about the cash flow, the smaller the share they can demand. complete list here: https://memory-beta.fandom.com/wiki/...of_Acquisition |
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But why the picture of Reggie Miller?
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I thought DS9 was one of the best Star Treks. The whole Ferengi thing was hillarious.
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Gold pressed latinum like a mofo!!
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I can sum all of those into one:
Do unto others before they do unto you. I will say I've used a little method a few times that's been around for a while: Sometimes, it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission. |
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also:
Do unto others... then leave town.. |
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