Bsck in My Day.....

[Bill]

[DAB]

18 eggs for $8.89 today.

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Back in my day we could ****ing spell.

[snide]

True story.

[Bill]

Originally Posted by Giraffe (He/Him)

Back in my day we could ****ing spell.

Hey, hey, hey, it's the VetteBarn coming at you with music and fun....and if you're not careful, you just might learn something, too!

https://www.texasbeyondhistory.net/tejas/index.html

Four hundred years ago the valleys and tributaries of the Ouachita, Red, Sabine, and Neches rivers in what is today northeast Texas, northwest Louisiana, southwest Arkansas, and southeast Oklahoma were home to an extraordinary society of farmers, warriors, potters, priests, and traders, the ancestors of the people known today as the Caddo. They were a powerful and populous people linked by language, kinship, and beliefs, but organized into several dozen named groups, each having its own history, territory, and traditions. Collectively, the Caddo-speaking peoples formed a society that early Spanish explorers highly regarded as civilized and friendly in comparison to many of their neighbors. Sadly, this initial respect did not spare the Caddo from the common fate of so many of the native societies who came into contact with European diseases, guns, land dispossesion and desires. In less than two centuries, the mighty Caddo were reduced to a few hundred refugees who were assigned tiny parcels of land in the Oklahoma Indian Territories, several hundred miles northwest of their homeland.

Against all odds, the Caddo survived their nineteenth-century low point and today number over 4000. The members of the Caddo Nation of Oklahoma do not live on a reservation and many of them do not even live in Oklahoma; they live in houses and apartments in America's cities and rural areas. They are police officers, nurses, lawyers, electricians, artists and more, ordinary Americans with a fascinating heritage stretching back untold thousands of years and far beyond living memory into the ancestral realm of song, ash, and relic. Like many Americans, Caddo peoples strive to maintain and rekindle their cultural traditions amid the harried pace and dizzying changes of modern life. And they wish that more people understood their tribe's proud history and many accomplishments.

Tejas is the Spanish spelling of a Caddo word taysha, which means "friend" or "ally". In the 17th century the Spanish knew the westernmost Caddo peoples as "the great kingdom of Tejas" and the name lived on to become the name of the 28th state of the United States—Texas.

These interwoven exhibits on the theme Tejas: The Life and Times of the Caddo Indians provide an intimate look at the Caddo's long and distinguished history, at ancient and living Caddo tradition, and at the tribe's many contributions to the cultural heritage of Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, and Oklahoma. The Tejas exhibits explain who the Caddo are, who they were, where they came from, and what Caddo life was like in different points in time. Archival and modern photographs, artwork, documents, maps, and sound clips augment the written discussions.

Edit: Aww, shit. Just figured it out. Don't care, leaving the typo, because that's how we roll (role) here!

[Tikiman]

Back in my day, there were only two genders. And only one of them could get pregnant!

[Norm]

There, their, they're now, engrish is so easy............

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Originally Posted by Tikiman

Back in my day, there were only two genders*. And only one of them could get pregnant!

*sexes

Sex is the hardware you’re born with. Penis = Male. Vagina = Female. Gender is what you identify as. For example, my gender is Giraffe.

[Tikiman]

Originally Posted by Giraffe (He/Him)

*sexes

Sex is the hardware you’re born with. Penis = Male. Vagina = Female. Gender is what you identify as. For example, my gender is Giraffe.

I don't do that gay woke crap. Anyone who feels the need to "identify" as something other than what they are is mentally ill and I will not be a party to their lunatic delusions. I call people by their proper pronouns and don't give two shits if someone doesn't like it. As for those androgynous ****s that you can't tell one way or the other, I refer to them as he-shes. That is about as "politically correct" as I go.

[Onebadcad]

Eggs today are just too damn expensive, I now buy extra large stone crab claws as the cheaper alternative, sometimes I opt for wagyu ribeye.

[Anjdog2003]

Originally Posted by Giraffe (He/Him)

*sexes

Sex is the hardware you’re born with. Penis = Male. Vagina = Female. Gender is what you identify as. For example, my gender is Giraffe.

Male or female?

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Originally Posted by Anjdog2003

Male or female?

Male.




I think.




It's hard to tell with this neck.

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by StorytellerStealth

People are also born with both sets of hardware

Which means if you tell them to "Go F Yourself!" they might be able to. And get pregnant. Multiply like a cell.

Hoo--Lee--Fook!

[Tikiman]

Originally Posted by Giraffe (He/Him)

Male.




I think.




It's hard to tell with this neck.

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[Yadkin]

Back in my day this was allowed on TV and we laughed our asses off.

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

Back in my day this was allowed on TV and we laughed our asses off.

"It's PAT!"

I remember that. Funny as all hell. Just like Blazing Saddles was funny.
Just like Gene Wilder in blackface was funny in Stir Crazy.

Our world USED to have fun and welcome humor.


Not allowed now, in our 1984.

[Yesfam]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

"It's PAT!"

I remember that. Funny as all hell. Just like Blazing Saddles was funny.
Just like Gene Wilder in blackface was funny in Stir Crazy.

Our world USED to have fun and welcome humor.


Not allowed now, in our 1984.

Blazing Saddles could never be made today. “The new sheriff is near”

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by StorytellerStealth

People Freaks of nature are also born with both sets of hardware

.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by Yesfam

Blazing Saddles could never be made today. “The new sheriff is near”

"The sheriff is a n... [BONG]..!

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Originally Posted by StorytellerStealth

People are also born with both sets of hardware

Jamie Lee Curtis for example. Big ol’ swingin’ dick and a giant rack.