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Old 06-01-2021, 8:49am   #1
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Or cat ranch
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There is no safety in numbers. Just ask 6 million Jews
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Farting became a gamble in my late 30's
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Is it because of something that happened in a fox hole with a woobie?
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Is it because of something that happened in a fox hole with a woobie?
No. Getting older and the meds I had to take. Hell, I still have to be careful.
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