his client, who is new to the country, might not be versed in U.S. banking...

[Mike Mercury]

Lin Helena Halfon first tried unsuccessfully to cash a $1 million check from her husband's account, then succeeded in cashing checks worth about $666,000.

26-year-old wife accused of trying to steal $1M from 77-year-old husband

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...al_taboolafeed

A young Florida wife was arrested for allegedly bilking hundreds of thousands of dollars from her newlywed elderly husband, authorities said.

Lin Helena Halfon, 26, has been charged with two counts of money laundering, fraud and exploitation of an elderly person in connection with her cashing checks from the account of her 77-year-old husband, Richard Rappaport, officials said.

She remained in custody on Thursday morning, held in lieu of $1 million bail, Hillsborough County jail records showed. Halfon pleaded not guilty to all four charges during a court appearance on Monday.

Halfon first raised suspicions when she walked into a check-cashing store in Tampa and tried to cash a $1 million check from her husband's account, the Tampa Bay Times reported.

The store's employees refused to cash that check as well as three others Halfon brought in later that day.

When investigators first spoke to Rappaport about the suspicious checks, he told them he wanted to give Halfon the benefit of the doubt, according to court documents cited by the Tampa newspaper. Rappaport also said he didn’t want Halfon deported to her native Israel.

She eventually succeeded in cashing two checks, worth about $666,000, officials said. Investigators again reached out to Rappaport on Dec. 10 to ask if he felt he was the victim of fraud and theft. This time, Rappaport replied, “yes,” the Tampa newspaper reported.

Halfon was arrested on Dec. 16 at Tampa International Airport. She's an Israeli citizen, who has applied for a green card, according to defense lawyer, Todd Foster.

The defendant and Rappaport "love each other" and that she has no incentive to steal, Foster told NBC News.

“As far as I know it’s (a) completely legitimate" marriage, Foster said, after visiting his client in jail on Thursday. "I believe there were lawyers involved and secured prenuptial agreements."

Foster did not confirm or contest the prosecution's allegation that Halfon tried to cash a $1 million draft at a check-cashing store — but said his client, who is new to the country, might not be fully versed in U.S. banking practices.

He insisted Halfon did nothing illegal.

"She did not stand to have any financial advantage from the allegations in the affidavit," Foster said.

[z06psi]

No comment on her.

[IrishSpuds]

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[Aerovette]

At a check cashing store?

[Mike Mercury]

Originally Posted by aerovette

At a check cashing store?

[JetMechZ16]

Stupid horny old man, stupid gold digging woman.

[69camfrk]

Originally Posted by aerovette

At a check cashing store?

I swear, this has to be one of the funniest things I've ever read. You just can't make this stuff up.

[Stevedore]

"She did not stand to have any financial advantage from the allegations in the affidavit," Foster said.

Other than the $1mil in cash that she tried to walk out with, I guess.

[Mike Mercury]

she was just wanting payment for services rendered...

[Egnalf]

If you have that kind of money tucked away and are 77 years old, would you trade some of it to bang the bottom out of a decent looking 26 year old for a while??? I think he knew exactly what he was doing and didn't care.

[BOTY]

[Aerovette]

Reminds me of Janice...



I'd love to meet a Jewish Princess. They hold up pretty well.

[z06psi]

Originally Posted by aerovette

Reminds me of Janice...



I'd love to meet a Jewish Princess. They hold up pretty well.

Why should they? You didn't.

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by z06psi

Why should they? You didn't.

Someone has to correct the overall score.

Her 10 and my 6 allows us both to be 8s

[Cybercowboy]

Originally Posted by aerovette

I'd love to meet a Jewish Princess.

A sexy little Jewish Princess?

With bionic tits, and sandblasted zits?

A sexy little Jewish Princess?

With a garlic aroma, and a mom from Tacoma?

[Aerovette]

I want a nasty little Jewish princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I need a hairy little Jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little Jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a Yemenite hole

I want a darling little Jewish princess
Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little Jewish princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin
All up inside
I just want a princess to ride
Awright, back to the top...everybody twist

I want a funky little Jewish princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little Jewish princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor

I want a dainty little Jewish princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little Jewish princess
With Roumanian thighs, who weasels n lies
For two or three nights
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites

[Mike Mercury]

Originally Posted by aerovette

Her 10 and my 6 allows us both to be 8s

ahhhh... Bernie math.

[z06psi]

Originally Posted by aerovette

Someone has to correct the overall score.

Her 5 and my 0 allows us both to be 2.5s

fixtededed

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by z06psi

fixtededed

[MadInNc]

Originally Posted by aerovette

I want a nasty little Jewish princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I need a hairy little Jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little Jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a Yemenite hole

I want a darling little Jewish princess
Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little Jewish princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin
All up inside
I just want a princess to ride
Awright, back to the top...everybody twist

I want a funky little Jewish princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little Jewish princess
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor

I want a dainty little Jewish princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little Jewish princess
With Roumanian thighs, who weasels n lies
For two or three nights
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites

Frank Zappa for the win

Frank Zappa- Jewish Princess - YouTube