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Old 11-30-2023, 9:01pm   #1
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Default Survival of the species - it's all hard-wired in us.
Ever notice that as soon as a woman starts breathing hard, their legs automatically spread? It's a primal involuntary instinct -- Mother Nature is making sure their semen receptacle is easily available.

They're usually spread by the time you get your hand in there.

It's just another of nature's interesting undeniable truths . . .


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Dated a girl who had safety pinned her zipper closed. We steamed the car windows up pretty good but it didn't work on her.
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This thread is about the studies of primal anthropology, not filthy modern wet-***** slut stuff!
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This thread is about the studies of primal anthropology, not filthy modern wet-***** slut stuff!
Oh, well in that case I'd not disagree with the thesis. She did not object to where I put my hands as long as they didn't get past that safety pin
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Ever notice that as soon as a woman starts breathing hard, their legs automatically spread? It's a primal involuntary instinct -- Mother Nature is making sure their semen receptacle is easily available.

They're usually spread by the time you get your hand in there.

It's just another of nature's interesting undeniable truths . . .


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Finally got in crazy lady’s pants, huh?
I wish. No contact in several weeks, per last post in the Night Owl thread. She knows my number.

A couple years ago, still in her knee brace from the skiing accident. What a ****ing body. This is what people do when they get to this country after growing up in a communist country (Ukraine). They realize the opportunities and are not held back by physical problems. Compare to our younger spoiled generations.

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Sexual comments about women in general: I'm just drawing on the past 57 years of experience in the matter.
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Ever notice that as soon as a woman starts breathing hard, their legs automatically spread? It's a primal involuntary instinct -- Mother Nature is making sure their semen receptacle is easily available.

They're usually spread by the time you get your hand in there.

It's just another of nature's interesting undeniable truths . . .


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Pretty much impossible for you to get one half that good since it would take a couple months of social security checks and we know how bad you boomers are at saving money up.
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Pretty much impossible for you to get one half that good since it would take a couple months of social security checks and we know how bad you boomers are at saving money up.
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You think that's funny boomer? I'm too busy working and paying my FICA taxes so you boomers can sit around and post cartoons.
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You think that's funny boomer? I'm too busy working and paying my FICA taxes so you boomers can sit around and post cartoons.
Thanks! Work hard!


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