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Old 05-24-2011, 7:31pm   #1
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Get on an elevator to leave the office at about 5:20.

I walk in and two guys walk in behind me.

Then i hear hold the elevator and one of the guys does.

Within no time there are about a ten guys all crammed in one elevator.

These guys apparently all work for the same company due to the branded polo's they were wearing..

They were all joking and laughing..

Then out of no where one of them says... "Hey... You don't belong here..."

Me having had shitty day, i just give a half assed attempt at a smile and exit the elevator abruptly just so i can get the **** out of there and meet an HVAC guy at my property.

Behind me i hear one of the guys say, "Smooooooth dickhead...."

The guy that made the comment in the elevator said "What?!?!?"




The other guy says "I'm guessing you didn't realize he was the only black guy in the elevator, dumbass..."





I couldn't have made that one up if i tried...
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Old 05-24-2011, 7:33pm   #2
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Buncha assholes
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Old 05-24-2011, 7:34pm   #3
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Oh chit
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Buncha assholes
I took it as if he said i didn't belong there because i didn't work in the same company as them and we all just happened to be on the same elevator and i am pretty sure thats what he meant.

It was one of those things that as he was saying it you could see people having an adverse reaction but you didn't catch onto why until after the fact.
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Wait...you're black?
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Old 05-24-2011, 7:38pm   #6
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Wait...you're black?
I think he prefers "African Vettian"
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Wait...you're black?
Nope.
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Old 05-24-2011, 7:39pm   #8
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Classic case of open mouth, insert foot!

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Nope.
Oh, whew. Cause that could have been awkward had you been black.



You should have turned around and said "Cracka pulease!"
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I took it as if he said i didn't belong there because i didn't work in the same company as them and we all just happened to be on the same elevator and i am pretty sure thats what he meant.
Still a crappy thing to say.

Perhaps a "Whut? I'm supposed to ride in the rear of the elevator?" would have sufficiently humiliated the guy with a big mouth to the point his "Buddies" would have never let him live it down.

But thats the kinda sonofabitch I am.......
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Still a crappy thing to say.

Perhaps a "Whut? I'm supposed to ride in the rear of the elevator?" would have sufficiently humiliated the guy with a big mouth to the point his "Buddies" would have never let him live it down.

But thats the kinda sonofabitch I am.......
As am i but my mind was else where.

I didn't catch onto it until i heard his buddy call him on it..
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Shoulda whipped it out and said, "oh, you're right, didn't realize I was in the small dick elevator."
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Old 05-24-2011, 7:47pm   #15
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Nope.
Guess people don't know you that well, Mark.
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Old 05-24-2011, 8:09pm   #16
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Old 05-24-2011, 8:25pm   #17
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Obviously, you shouldn't ride on elevators. DAH
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Old 05-24-2011, 8:25pm   #18
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That's scissors. Whitepower is racist. Hence the name.
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