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Old 03-08-2011, 10:08am   #61
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Child during residency? This may not be a good idea.
The kid would be 6 months old before she started.

Still pretty young though, so I guess I'd be playing Mr. Mom for a while.
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Old 03-08-2011, 10:12am   #62
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I guess some people just don't like or get black humor???

Fear not good friends, I will NOT secretly drugging anyone or murdering my unborn child, if such a child exists.

The part about me being nervous is true though. ME, responsible for another human life??? God help us all.
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Old 03-08-2011, 11:17am   #63
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This thread reminds me of this https://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/o...7328-lolz.html
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Old 03-08-2011, 1:29pm   #64
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I guess some people just don't like or get black humor???

Fear not good friends, I will NOT secretly drugging anyone or murdering my unborn child, if such a child exists.

The part about me being nervous is true though. ME, responsible for another human life??? God help us all.
Don't worry. You'll more than likely want to kill it by the time it reaches about three.
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Solution found:

1) Hire a model type looking guy

2) Pay said model to seduce your wife while you take a 4 day weekend away from home.

3) Then, even though the baby is yours, file papers to force him to pay child support for your child.

Its the only way.
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OK are you trying to kill a potential life or helping someone do it?
I'm all for personal responsibility, but as a last resort I'd have to trade one "life" for three.

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I would tell your hyp. friend to discuss the hyp. implications of not taking it the normal way. Unwanted children in today's world are a travesty. And tell your hyp. friend to get snipped! Idiot.
Yup. The absolute last thing this world needs is more unwanted kids.

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Old 03-08-2011, 5:26pm   #67
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Hey buck up - Junior may get here in time to be a tax deduction.
And then in about 10 years he can look up this thread and see how excited Dad was to have him.

Guess Will has been a closet liberal all these years after all.
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Guess Will has been a closet liberal all these years after all.
Naw, just a major hypocrite and not very closeted.
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Old 03-08-2011, 6:37pm   #69
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Are you two slow, dumb, or both?
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Old 03-08-2011, 6:52pm   #70
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Shove an electric egg beater into her uterus
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Old 03-08-2011, 9:34pm   #71
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Ask her when she was on the rag last, should be easy to tell if there's decent odds of her getting knocked up. As long as her cycle is fairly consistent, there's only about one week per month where women can get pregnant when nutted in
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