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Old 03-07-2011, 11:27am   #21
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The hypothetical guy's wife is not as panicked as the hypothetical guy.

Also she is a Catholic. Not a phony American Catholic, a foreign-born devout Catholic. In fact, hypothetical guy once made a morning after pill suggestion in the past, which did not go quite how hypothetical guy thought it would - hypothetical catholic wife responded negatively and scolded hypothetical guy.
Must be a hypothetical Catholic since she was on birth control at all.
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The hypothetical man in my hypothetical had hypothetical spur of the moment unprotected sex with his hypothetical wife, who is currently off the pill, and now the hypothetical man is kind of having a panic attack and generally freaking out.
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Morning after pills are basically a double dose of birth control. This is why if chicks missed a dose, they were told to double up the next day just in case.

to the best of knowledge, none of this class of drug responds to caffiene (or alcohol). They do diminish with certain classes of antibiotics/antifungals.

Too much, however, can induce the same cramps that they are prescribed for some women to avoid.
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Too much, however, can induce the same cramps that they are prescribed for some women to avoid.
Cramps, or she could hypothetically throw a PE and die.
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Isn't the OP the one constantly making moral judgment of others and professing his love of Christian values? What would Jesus say about this?
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Isn't the OP the one constantly making moral judgment of others and professing his love of Christian values? What would Jesus say about this?

It's different because hypothetical guy is a good person and also not above hypocrisy when convenient.
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Cramps, or she could hypothetically throw a PE and die.
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Hey buck up - Junior may get here in time to be a tax deduction.
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The only thing that *might* affect it, is exposure to oxygen, which wouldn't be all that long, since it's going straight to coffee and into said person.

Why can't he just talk with his partner and come to a consensus on this? I'm pretty sure this is on the same level as chloroform/roofies.


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Your buddy is screwed.

If she finds out, she is going to cut his balls off.

I know I would have serious moral reservations about giving my wife pills without her knowledge.

Tell him to man up and deal with the consequences of his actions.


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This is really too f'd up to even respond too. But since it's "hypothetical" I will.

Maybe hypothetical man should think before he hypothetically acts. (Pre-coitus) If he doesn't, he needs to live with the hypothetical consequences.

Giving someone drugs without their knowledge is not only morally and ethically wrong in most people's eyes, but also illegal. Not even taking into account the lack of respect for hypothetical woman's religious beliefs. (But, your hypothetical situation did go off track when you said hypothetical woman was currently off BC Pills, yet is Catholic.)
Your friend has got quite a pickle on his hands. I bet he wished he would have had another kind of pickle in his hands so this wouldn't have happened.
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Probably time for the hypothetical husband to have a hypothetical talk with his hypothetical wife.
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It's different because hypothetical guy is a good person and also not above hypocrisy when convenient.
Someone who seriously considers drugging his wife is a "good person"? Guess we have different standards.
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Of course we're all assuming the hypothetical wife even got pregnant.
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Some of the funniest responses are the ones not intended to be funny.


ALL KIDDING ASIDE, we were planning to try and conceive a couple months from now, May-ish, because the timing of birth would be perfect. She's finishing up med school this summer, will be doing residency interviews this fall, and will begin residency next summer.

BUT, things happened yesterday, and she basically (admittedly too) tricked/seduced me into unprotected relations.

I'm kind of freaking out, from the combination of simple fear of the unknown never being a father before, but also because the timing would be a little less ideal. She'd still be up here alone and doing her clinical rotation for about 1/2 the pregnancy if yesterday's romp was successful, biologically speaking.

She's the expert I suppose (or at least will be officially in a few months when she graduates) and says it will be fine, but I'm kind of concerned.

The feelings I am having are weird and new. I could find that it's all moot anyway in the next few weeks, but you never know.

How in the hell I am going successfully fill the father role? I can barely take care of myself. If she is pregnant and we have to be apart until Mid July, how am I going to keep from constantly worrying?

This was seriously the most UN-gratifying sex ever. So many concerns are racing through my thoughts. It's even more aggravating that she is completely unconcerned. Panic loves company I guess???
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Guess we have different standards.
Here, let me help you with that.


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BUT, things happened yesterday, and she basically (admittedly too) tricked/seduced me into unprotected relations.
I'm sure this was hypothetically difficult to do
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Some of the funniest responses are the ones not intended to be funny.


ALL KIDDING ASIDE, we were planning to try and conceive a couple months from now, May-ish, because the timing of birth would be perfect. She's finishing up med school this summer, will be doing residency interviews this fall, and will begin residency next summer.

BUT, things happened yesterday, and she basically (admittedly too) tricked/seduced me into unprotected relations.

I'm kind of freaking out, from the combination of simple fear of the unknown never being a father before, but also because the timing would be a little less ideal. She'd still be up here alone and doing her clinical rotation for about 1/2 the pregnancy if yesterday's romp was successful, biologically speaking.

She's the expert I suppose (or at least will be officially in a few months when she graduates) and says it will be fine, but I'm kind of concerned.

The feelings I am having are weird and new. I could find that it's all moot anyway in the next few weeks, but you never know.

How in the hell I am going successfully fill the father role? I can barely take care of myself. If she is pregnant and we have to be apart until Mid July, how am I going to keep from constantly worrying?

This was seriously the most UN-gratifying sex ever. So many concerns are racing through my thoughts. It's even more aggravating that she is completely unconcerned. Panic loves company I guess???
I was thinking this might be the case in the back of my mind. I need to get some better coffee.

Congrats. My brother went through a similar deal when he and his wife decided to have kids. Threw away the birth control, and figured they'd have a couple of months while her body adjusted.

Such was not the case. Within 2 weeks she was pregnant.

Just some friendly advice: Wait until you're through the first trimester before announcing the pregnancy to everyone.
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There is really never a right time to have kids but it seems like your wife is okay with what she may be facing so try to see things from her point of view. Also, consider that she might not be pregnant and you are going to give yourself a heart attack over nothing so stop with the what ifs and live life you can always worry when the test comes back positive.
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