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Old 11-22-2012, 9:18am   #61
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If cigars are currency (I'll send some fuentes), this is gold (send this too)

Not sure if you can send mags, though.
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So who is sending johns big box-I-porn?
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So who is sending johns big box-I-porn?
Box of porn is on "Mom's prohibited List."



I added some stuff to the list. I asked her to check and see what her coworkers may like, as well.
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Box of porn is on "Mom's prohibited List."



I added some stuff to the list. I asked her to check and see what her coworkers may like, as well.
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I guess if they even receive porn, they have to turn it in.

Caitlin: Yeah. It sucks. Because I could use some.
Me: Yeah. Wait...what...?!?!?!!!!
Caitlin: Nothing.

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Not sure if you can send mags, though.
I know you can. That's just novelty but I sent a ton of the old c products 40 rd w orange anti tilts to the box. Never a problem.
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Box of porn is on "Mom's prohibited List."



I added some stuff to the list. I asked her to check and see what her coworkers may like, as well.
I was in charge of the S-6 (communications) shop for the battalion running FOB Fenty in '08-'09 in Afghanistan. My bubbas were smart and had a 4TB server in their B-hut (their quarters). I got wind that they were downloading as much pron as possible to break the record for the most porn in country on file. Yeah, I had to be the asshole along with my NCOIC and stand over their shoulders as we watched them do an NSA standard BC-WIPE of the entire server. They got lucky that I found out first because if the chain of command had found out they would have all lost rank, money, time, etc... and I would have gotten my ass chewed hard, too. And to think, shit rolls down hill.... they would have had a rough life if that happened.

Sad though, they had some really good "adult training films," too.
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Update: I'm sending out another package, so I had Caitlin ask more of her friends/coworkers what they might like. She gave me a few more ideas. I updated post #22 and added her friend's requests, in case anyone is looking for more ideas.
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Update: I'm sending out another package, so I had Caitlin ask more of her friends/coworkers what they might like. She gave me a few more ideas. I updated post #22 and added her friend's requests, in case anyone is looking for more ideas.
Surprising... no flesh lights or anything battery operated was requested, huh?
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Surprising... no flesh lights or anything battery operated was requested, huh?
Actually Caitlin told me, "Before I asked, I let them know that whatever they request needs to be G-rated. PG at the very worst."

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Actually Caitlin told me, "Before I asked, I let them know that whatever they request needs to be G-rated. PG at the very worst."

Fine. Send lotion.
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I'm guessing the Monopoly game would be a good idea. I have one that has never been opened.

Ask about poker chips. I have 4 boxes that have never been used.
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I'm guessing the Monopoly game would be a good idea. I have one that has never been opened.

Ask about poker chips. I have 4 boxes that have never been used.
Nothing that can be used for gambling. Hell, i was surprised playing cards weren't banned while we were over there.
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Nothing that can be used for gambling. Hell, i was surprised playing cards weren't banned while we were over there.
Really? That's crazy.

I'm assuming you're talking about the poker chips. But they can have board games, yes?

I'm sending Twister.
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Fine. Send lotion.
I'm gonna send a bottle of lotion and a box of tissues and put a bow around them as a gift set.
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Oops! I sent an Uno card game and regular cards. Am I in trouble?
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Oops! I sent an Uno card game and regular cards. Am I in trouble?
No, I think they can have games. I think DJ was referring to the poker chips. You're good.
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Really? That's crazy.

I'm assuming you're talking about the poker chips. But they can have board games, yes?

I'm sending Twister.
So when she gets busted on an article 134, she can thank you. If I would have had Twister on my Tender days.....
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Just an update, the first box I sent included a 12-pack of beef ramen noodles, a 4-pack of Easy Mac, and 6 bags of M&Ms (varying flavors - milk & dark chocolate, mint, peanut, peanut butter, etc).

The second box has 2 boxes of strawberry Newtons, a huge box of Christmas themed Goldfish crackers, another 4-pack of Easy Mac, and 2 more bags of M&Ms (raspberry).

I've got another one I'll send out in a bit (want to stagger them out somewhat) that has 2 boxes of fruit rolls ups, a box of s'mores pop tarts, a 12-pack of chicken ramen noodles, and 5 more bags of M&Ms (2 sweet/salty snack type and 3 almond).

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I know you can. That's just novelty but I sent a ton of the old c products 40 rd w orange anti tilts to the box. Never a problem.
Often times you can buy the P mags at the BX/PX over there. Way better than .mil issue steel or aluminum ones.
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