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Old 04-08-2020, 4:01pm   #1
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Old 04-08-2020, 4:02pm   #2
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I'am thinking of going to Temple Bat Yahm in Newport Beach and converting to Judaism.
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No, but you're too old for it to make a difference.
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I'am sure i'll get asked out by some of the nurses after the procedure.
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When your jizz looks like the vacuum cleaner bag broke, your probably too old.

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Ask Bernie


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When your jizz looks like the vacuum cleaner bag broke, your probably too old.

Caught me completely off-guard.
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I'am sure i'll get asked out by some of the nurses after the procedure.
Word of advice ...take the Valium after they ask you if they can have medical students sit in on the procedure...Mine was a full on peep show but i was to high to care
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If you have to ask......yes
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You're too ugly to need one.

Thanks for asking.
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I never participated in such activities. Still shooting.
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You're too ugly to need one.

Thanks for asking.



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Old 04-09-2020, 6:35am   #13
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Probably a waste of money if you're not having sex. Just say'n..
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Old 04-09-2020, 7:23am   #14
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Am I Too Old To Have a Vasectomy?
You were too old back in 1871....

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Word of advice ...take the Valium after they ask you if they can have medical students sit in on the procedure...Mine was a full on comedy show but i was to high to care
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You're too ugly to need one.
Thanks for asking.

This hot dog neck mofo right here...
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You were too old back in 1871....

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This hot dog neck mofo right here...
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Are you banging the chick in your avatar?
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Are you banging the chick in your avatar?

That's news you lookin' 4...stay in your lane.
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Old 04-09-2020, 8:15am   #17
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That's news you lookin' 4...stay in your lane.
I'll take that as a yes. Oh,,, Porter wanted me to tell you he's on a diet now and'll be as skinny as your avi by next week. He hopes you'll reconsider.
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Old 04-09-2020, 8:19am   #18
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I'll take that as a yes. Oh,,, Porter wanted me to tell you he's on a diet now and'll be as skinny as your avi by next week. He hopes you'll reconsider.

Yer just jealous I'm banging that super model.

and..
Porter is only gonna be skinny cuz he gots da Ronies.
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Old 04-09-2020, 8:27am   #19
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I don't mean to state the obvious, but you do realize your hand cannot get pregnant, right?
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I don't mean to state the obvious, but you do realize your hand cannot get pregnant, right?


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