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Old 04-18-2018, 5:05pm   #41
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They have to have a sample to compare to. Testing the baby does no good without yours to compare to.
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I just had lunch with a guy whose wife was adopted. They did the DNA thing and she was connected to someone else in the system. The thing is, if that person didn't submit a DNA sample, they would not have been connected.

It's like a class reunion that only you are aware of. There won't be a reunion.

Other participants are all you can be matched with.
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If a "small lie" was enough to tank the relationship, just how committed were you? Are you sure you weren't just looking for a way out?
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Well, there's that definition of small lie.
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How are you submitting your DNA sample?
from about 4-5 feet distance.
















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Hey there.

My people have been conducting an extensive breeding program in Southeast Asia/Pacific Islands over the last 350 of your Earth years. It's entirely possible that your female Earthling may have been inseminated by one of our DS (Drone Spooge) agents working in that area.

I could check with the home world in the Pleiades System, but it will still be difficult to determine considering how extensive and lengthy our breeding program is. Quite honestly, it's an incredible amount of paperwork.

We might be able to get to the bottom of this if you can ask her the following questions:

"Have you experienced any missing time?"

"Have you experienced any anal pain or rectal bleeding early in the morning?"

"Do you feel any metal fragments underneath your skin, specifically on your head, neck, chest and buttocks area?"

If she answers yes to at least two of these questions, I think we can assume that it was one of our DS agents.

I DO NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY! I am currently inseminating women of the Planet Kurkowchi on the outskirts of the Trianglum Galaxy. These women have 3 Vaginas and an asshole on their forehead. It's interesting work, but not for everybody!

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Isn't that the species where the women have both female and
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Isn't that the species where the women have both female and
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Actually yes, interesting that you would know that? Are you a DS agent too?

It's not all of them, however. Only a small percentage of Kurkowchians exhibit hermaphroditic tendencies. I personally have never seen it, as our Collective thoroughly vets adequate insemination victims after the 'Snapper' epidemic of 2906.72, in which several DS agents lost their genitals after a Kurkowchian virus that caused their females to grow vaginal teeth.

The only time I have attempted to inseminate a hermaphrodite was on Earth several hundred years ago, and that was after several Carnelian Ales!
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Is she here or over there?
She is in the Philippines, been trying to get her here in Germany with me for 90 days so we can spend more time together.
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She has doctors appointment for the 27th, she is going to check and send me proof either way. If pregnant I will get the DNA test done.
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