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If a "small lie" was enough to tank the relationship, just how committed were you? Are you sure you weren't just looking for a way out?
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Hey there.
My people have been conducting an extensive breeding program in Southeast Asia/Pacific Islands over the last 350 of your Earth years. It's entirely possible that your female Earthling may have been inseminated by one of our DS (Drone Spooge) agents working in that area. I could check with the home world in the Pleiades System, but it will still be difficult to determine considering how extensive and lengthy our breeding program is. Quite honestly, it's an incredible amount of paperwork. We might be able to get to the bottom of this if you can ask her the following questions: "Have you experienced any missing time?" "Have you experienced any anal pain or rectal bleeding early in the morning?" "Do you feel any metal fragments underneath your skin, specifically on your head, neck, chest and buttocks area?" If she answers yes to at least two of these questions, I think we can assume that it was one of our DS agents. I DO NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY! I am currently inseminating women of the Planet Kurkowchi on the outskirts of the Trianglum Galaxy. These women have 3 Vaginas and an asshole on their forehead. It's interesting work, but not for everybody! Thanks and good luck |
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Don't stand in front of those women after they had beans
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It's not all of them, however. Only a small percentage of Kurkowchians exhibit hermaphroditic tendencies. I personally have never seen it, as our Collective thoroughly vets adequate insemination victims after the 'Snapper' epidemic of 2906.72, in which several DS agents lost their genitals after a Kurkowchian virus that caused their females to grow vaginal teeth. The only time I have attempted to inseminate a hermaphrodite was on Earth several hundred years ago, and that was after several Carnelian Ales! |
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