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Old 08-17-2022, 2:24pm   #1
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Default Well that was special.

I just had a gun pulled on me by some crazy bitch.

She was trying to edge over on me and I laid on the horn. She put down her window and started cussing at me (couldn't hear the words). We made a right turn and she passed and pulled in to a parking lot. I pulled up behind her and and she had her window part way down. I yelled "You got something you need to say to me?"

She opened her door and unzipped a little black bag and pulls a pistol out. I said "Go for it". She put it away and walks up to my truck. I said, "Obviously you are not a responsible gun owner. I've got one too if you want to play". She says "shoot me" and then tries to calmly explain that she had her turn signal on. I said "That doesn't give you free reign to just move over on me, you haggard old ****". She commented on my language and then called me a "haggard old dick" and I drove away.

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So, you got to show her the handle?

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So, you got to show her the handle?

Nope. Not that stupid. If it comes out, someone's getting a souvenir.
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I just had a gun pulled on me by some crazy bitch.

She was trying to edge over on me and I laid on the horn. She put down her window and started cussing at me (couldn't hear the words). We made a right turn and she passed and pulled in to a parking lot. I pulled up behind her and and she had her window part way down. I yelled "You got something you need to say to me?"

She opened her door and unzipped a little black bag and pulls a pistol out. I said "Go for it". She put it away and walks up to my truck. I said, "Obviously you are not a responsible gun owner. I've got one too if you want to play". She says "shoot me" and then tries to calmly explain that she had her turn signal on. I said "That doesn't give you free reign to just move over on me, you haggard old ****". She commented on my language and then called me a "haggard old dick" and I drove away.


You are a dick?
Your word against hers, with no proof…. And brandishing a firearm is not a crime unless pointed directly threatening at you, again with proof. At least here in PA. Ask me how I know….. BUT in my case I called 911, the police actually caught the puck but not the weapon…. They did however find rounds and a big bag of weed in his car. This cost this individual a 24hr stent and a ton o money!!! lol
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Crazy aholes are everywhere, I need to get one of them lifted trucks, probably a GMC / Chevy, was told they are better than Ford or Ram, once I get me one I am plowing all those losers!!

Does a mustang work well as a crowd plow??
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Chola?
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just the handle?







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Crazy aholes are everywhere, I need to get one of them lifted trucks, probably a GMC / Chevy, was told they are better than Ford or Ram, once I get me one I am plowing all those losers!!

Does a mustang work well as a crowd plow??
Mustang is the OG. Works great.

That lady can suck it.
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You are a dick?
Your word against hers, with no proof…. And brandishing a firearm is not a crime unless pointed directly threatening at you, again with proof. At least here in PA. Ask me how I know….. BUT in my case I called 911, the police actually caught the puck but not the weapon…. They did however find rounds and a big bag of weed in his car. This cost this individual a 24hr stent and a ton o money!!! lol
My word would have gotten her arrested. I can describe the gun and the bag it was in and I wouldn't be able to if I didn't see them both.
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No. Old feisty white lady. Looked like Carol Burnett
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No. Old feisty white lady. Looked like Carol Burnett





She came back from bingo?
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My word would have gotten her arrested. I can describe the gun and the bag it was in and I wouldn't be able to if I didn't see them both.
Nope, not here anyway. I described the weapon and cal. There were 9mm rounds all over his car.

Really you would have to have had her arrested on site, WITH the weapon. I mean you could call it in now and waste a lot of time but the DA would wipe his ass with your report.
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TONS of a-hole drivers here in the NoVa/DC area. Had a similar experience recently, no ‘handle’ involved though…

Was in a right turn only lane; dude was in one of the left turn only lanes. There is a hashed median between us. Dumbass decides he wants to gun it and overtake me in the median to make a right turn also. I didn’t allow that to happen.

He did that to the poor soul behind me instead, but gets alongside me and rolls his window down for a ‘chat’ at the next stoplight. OK.

Told him what he did was a ‘dick move’.

He said, “Yeah, I’m a dick. Would you like to suk it?”

I replied, “No, but you can go fk yourself instead.”

Dude was a ringer for Johnny Depp; hair, jewelry, tatts, and all. And likely equally crazy. Have a wonderful day!
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you sure that wasn't GSC3?
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No. The car had an exhaust pipe.
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I had a gun pulled on me 35 years ago at a party. I was shitfaced and didn’t really think about what had just happened until afterwards.

The guy was an Ironworker. Size 50 shirt size 2 hat.
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You are a bad ass honky mofo!


About a month ago, I was at a gas station washing my windows. I saw one guy walking my direction and another guy from a different direction.

1st guy gets close and asks for money and I said "sorry." He keeps walking towards me along with his buddy. I lifted my shirt and put my hand on my gun and told him to walk away and they did.
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You at least gave her the tip right?
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You are a bad ass honky mofo!
Dan right...except for the bad ass part.

I was feeling like I was in "Stop or My Mother Will Shoot" part II
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