Has anyone ever used chopsticks to eat with?

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Originally Posted by 04 commemorative

Well then it would seem you might want to learn from your mom before she dies

I can't make toast without burning the house down. I am without question the WORST cook on the planet. I'm so bad it's kinda embarrassing. I don't even consider what I do cooking. It's more heating things up.

You know how at a barbecue when someone fires up the grill how all the guys wander over? It's like some manly thing for half a dozen guys to stand around the grill while the cook does his thing. I never get my lazy ass out of the chair. Why bother? I don't know what the **** the cook is doing anyway flipping shit around with his spatula and tongs so I just stay the hell outta the way.

[Little Red L98.]

Originally Posted by 04 commemorative

I was told in Japan it shows lack of class if you rub the chopsticks together in a way to remove any splinters from them......and yes I do use chopsticks in restaurants....When in Rome

That’s a white people thing and yes, lack of class.

The Japanese are refined, with certain exceptions.

[Louie Detroit]

Originally Posted by 04 commemorative

I was told in Japan it shows lack of class if you rub the chopsticks together in a way to remove any splinters from them......and yes I do use chopsticks in restaurants....When in Rome

So when you go to Italy you use chopsticks? Why?

[Little Red L98.]

Originally Posted by Louie Detroit

So when you go to Italy you use chopsticks? Why?

Chopstick work well with texmex. Try it.

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Originally Posted by Little Red L98.

The Japanese are refined, with certain exceptions.

What's with Jap pr0n? It's always pixelated.

[04 commemorative]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

Don’t we all?

we do

[Louie Detroit]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

What's with Jap pr0n? It's always pixelated.

Quite often they censor the naughty bits too.

[04 commemorative]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

I can't make toast without burning the house down. I am without question the WORST cook on the planet. I'm so bad it's kinda embarrassing. I don't even consider what I do cooking. It's more heating things up.

You know how at a barbecue when someone fires up the grill how all the guys wander over? It's like some manly thing for half a dozen guys to stand around the grill while the cook does his thing. I never get my lazy ass out of the chair. Why bother? I don't know what the **** the cook is doing anyway flipping shit around with his spatula and tongs so I just stay the hell outta the way.

No excuse,even someone as old as you can learn something And I agree with the barbrcue thing....I never make anything right (according to wife) so why bother I usually ask my son or son-in-law to take the cover off the grill and then say....you were last to touch the grill so you have to do the grilling

[Little Red L98.]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

What's with Jap pr0n? It's always pixelated.

Jap pr0n like bukakke(sp?)? Posting pics would be frowned upon.

[Hardluck]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

Don’t we all?

Fortunately not as bad as yours!

Originally Posted by Little Red L98.

Jap pr0n like bukakke(sp?)? Posting pics would be frowned upon.

you fukers are inconsiderate!

[Little Red L98.]

Originally Posted by Hardluck

Fortunately not as bad as yours!

you fukers are inconsiderate!

It’s my middle name. Unless I’m being considerate.

[Anjdog2003]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

I can't STAND the food on my plate touching each other. When I was a kid my grandfather used to mix his peas in with his mashed potatos and it bothered me so much I complained to my mom about it. "Grandpa is weird mom."

No, Grandson is weird.

[Anjdog2003]

Originally Posted by aerovette

^^^ This. If I wanted it in a big random pile, I'd toss it in a blender.

I also eat one thing at a time. Whatever gets cold fastest, gets eaten first.

You and Giraffe are both nut jobs.

[Anjdog2003]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

Since I'm complaining about food I'll tell you something else that bugs the shit outta me; food worriers. You know the type. There'll be a get together of some sort, like the retirement party I attended yesterday. There's always that guy that's first in line worried that he's not gotta get his share. It wouldn't be quite so bad if he contributed periodically buy he NEVER does. But there he is always the first in line.

Another thing that bugs the shit outta me is the nosy coworker. I'll heat up some slop in the microwave and sure enough some douchepail is standing over my shoulder; "Smells good. Whatcha havin'?" Nevermind what I'm having you disgusting fatbody. Get your bulk outta my cube.

I bet the party doesn't start until you show up.

[Anjdog2003]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

I could go on and on here but I'll end with this one. Spaghetti. My fathers family is from Sicily. His father (my grandfather) immigrated from Sicily in the early 1900s, established himself here in America then went back and brought his wife and kids back and had two more rug rats. My dad being one of them.

Anyway, my grandmother didn't speak a lick of english but she taught my mom -who is 100% Irish- how to make all these italian dishes which naturally included spaghetti.

To this day I can't eat ANYONES spaghetti but my mothers. My sister tries but I wanna puke this shit up on her kitchen floor. And forget restaurant spaghetti. I wouldn't feed that shit to the neighbor's cat. It's the one dish I'll probably never have again when my mom passes.

Enough of your shit.

[Rikki Z-06]

Originally Posted by Anjdog2003

Enough of your shit.

[Aerovette]

I've never been with a Japanese girl. I was not attracted to a pooswah that looks like an ice cube tray. Now you're telling me that isn't actually how they look?

[Little Red L98.]

Originally Posted by Anjdog2003

Enough of your shit.

Finally. Thnaks.

[higgyburners]

This Is Great

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by aerovette

I've never been with a Japanese girl. I was not attracted to a pooswah that looks like an ice cube tray. Now you're telling me that isn't actually how they look?

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