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Old 10-29-2009, 6:02pm   #1
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So I find this thing on the internet and am laughing my butt off with tears practically running down my face. My wife who is in the other room comes in and wants to know what is so funny so I show her. Her exact words are "You're F***ing retarded".

What do you think?


Maybe because it reminds me of myself as a younger man, I dunno.
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Kinda reminds me of this...
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Old 10-29-2009, 6:18pm   #4
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The first time I saw that I was at work. I was laughing my azz off. Several women came over to see why I had tears rolling down my face.

They were all and declared that I was "sick"
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I like the 'female dogs' reaction.
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Old 10-29-2009, 6:21pm   #6
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Here's a little secret.


Any time a form of matter exits the body...be it a liquid, solid or gas, women find it gross, men are proud of the creation.

This is a terrific example of that. And yeah it's funny as hell too!


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F'n funny!!! I love it
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Holy sheit that's funny!!!




Pics of wife?
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Hilarious!
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Old 10-29-2009, 7:24pm   #11
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And yet it's humor has stood the test of time.
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Old 10-29-2009, 7:26pm   #12
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I only find it amusing because being the owner of two dogs that have gotten sick before, I hate cleaning it up.
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I must not be normal. I thought the dog video and the cat pictures are pretty funny.
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That's too funny!
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This actually happened to me once. My gf and I were going at it and I was giving it all I had. Guess all the motion stirred up all the alcohol I had consumed, which was a lot of long islands, kamikazes, and sierra nevadas, and my stomach didn't like it. I did make it to the toilet tho.
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This actually happened to me once. My gf and I were going at it and I was giving it all I had. Guess all the motion stirred up all the alcohol I had consumed, which was a lot of long islands, kamikazes, and sierra nevadas, and my stomach didn't like it. I did make it to the toilet tho.
Epic.
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This actually happened to me once. My gf and I were going at it and I was giving it all I had. Guess all the motion stirred up all the alcohol I had consumed, which was a lot of long islands, kamikazes, and sierra nevadas, and my stomach didn't like it. I did make it to the toilet tho.
Did you lick it up like the dog in the video??
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Did you lick it up like the dog in the video??
No I flushed the toilet, rinsed my mouth out, and went back to
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No I flushed the toilet, rinsed my mouth out, and went back to
Well played.
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Well played.
Pics or it didn't happen
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