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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan." The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican." The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad 's a Republican, so I'm a Republican." Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?" With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan.." |
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a woman told her doctor she was concerned about her husband's frequent penchant for anal sex. the doc asked her "does it hurt you?" to which she replied "no. to the contrary, I rather enjoy it." and the doc responds "then by all means, keep doing it. just wear a condom to keep from getting pregnant." the confused woman asks "you can get pregnant that way?" and the doc says "of course, where do you think people like Rush Limbaugh & Glenn Beck come from?"
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GOP joke back in the 1988 POTUS election ...
How come gays voted (D) ? ... They'd rather Dukakis than Bush ... |
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What would you expect from a Son of a Moron idiot?
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