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Old 09-27-2022, 9:19pm   #1
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……I want to be thrown out of an airplane at 10,000 dressed in a Superman costume.






I can’t remember who the original comic was who said that. Still funny
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It has to be the closest thing to going to hell listening to the stupid "yoho yoho a pirates life for me" song for all eternity



Or reading your post.
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Old 09-28-2022, 8:11am   #3
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I told my wife that I decided to be cremated.


She went ahead and scheduled it for next Tuesday...
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Old 09-28-2022, 8:47am   #5
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A certain state (not much of a guess, but go ahead if you feel the need to trigger our resident West Coast troll) just passed a dead body composting act. Now you can be chopped up into parts and spread around the landscape to rot... Assuming you're into that sort of thing.

I wouldn't mind returning my elements to nature, it's something I've considered my whole life, but the chopping up thing is totally unnecessary. Dumb asses.
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Here you go full body natural rot.


https://fac.utk.edu/body-donation/
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https://fac.utk.edu/body-donation/
I said nature, not science. Big difference. One does not involve the need for other people to be involved, the other does. Can a guy at least be left alone in death? FFS
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My plan is for cremation and to have my son spread my ashes on the very steepest portion of my local ski slope.
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Told my Aunt that I'm not getting her a christmas present this year because she didn't use the one I bought her last year. It was a burial plot.
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Can a guy at least be left alone in death?
Maybe; as long as he continues to pay his

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I said nature, not science. Big difference. One does not involve the need for other people to be involved, the other does. Can a guy at least be left alone in death? FFS
Cover your self in honey and go pet a grizzly.
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...and vote for Democrats.
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Cover your self in honey and go pet a grizzly.
Wouldn't need honey, but yeah, that'd get er done.
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I'm not sure who will do it, possibly a best friend, but I want my, and my parent's ashes all tossed into the wind off the top of Stone Mountain Georgia.

Elevation 1600 feet
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Viking funeral for me
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I want to be cremated and my ashes spread at the spot in my avatar.
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……I want to be thrown out of an airplane at 10,000 dressed in a Superman costume.
Why not be buried on the 8th Hole at Squaw Creek Golf Course? You've died a thousand deaths there...make it official.
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I'm not sure who will do it, possibly a best friend, but I want my, and my parents ashes all tossed into the wind off the top of Stone Mountain Georgia.

Elevation 1600 feet
I'm sure that there is a group looking to demolish that carving- just like they did for confederate statues throughout The South.
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