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Old 08-22-2016, 6:39pm   #1
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Real estate agent busted for apparent hook-up in vacant home | abc13.com

Click link for pictures. Apparently, there was Smokin', then Foreplay, but not such a Long Time until the cops came and arrested the couple.
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I figured this happened all the time... given the amount of Realtor Porn I see on Pornhub...
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Gee wiz, the gal was just celebrating on closing the deal.
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Gee wiz, the gal was just celebrating on closing the deal.
So was he. Damn cops!
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Surprised you didn't sneak in a little cool the engines reference. Was a gimmee

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Well, they did have More Than a Feeling, and there was Foreplay, but not such a Long Time until the cops showed up. Plus, I was trying to be period correct. But hey, I'm like OD.....I write the headline and Don't Look Back.
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Looks like she's got a decent rack on her. I'd hit it. One load I'd drop on her yapper, the second I'd drop on her MLS listing for the house. Then I'd kick back and watch Hee-Haw reruns on her iPhone and burn up all her data.

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Well, they did have More Than a Feeling, and there was Foreplay, but not such a Long Time until the cops showed up. Plus, I was trying to be period correct. But hey, I'm like OD.....I write the headline and Don't Look Back.
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Looks like she's got a decent rack on her. I'd hit it. One load I'd drop on her yapper, the second I'd drop on her MLS listing for the house. Then I'd kick back and watch Hee-Haw reruns on her iPhone and burn up all her data.

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the neanderthal in us will always win. Everytging outside of that is personality garbage
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I figured this happened all the time... given the amount of Realtor Porn I see on Pornhub...
xnxx is much better
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Seloff and Leal did not have permission to be in the home, according to the new homeowner, who agreed to file criminal charges.
If I had been that homeowner, I might have been persuaded to give permission in exchange for a full rebate of all broker's fees...
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A Boston concert jersey..? He wasn't even born when that tour happened...
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XHAMSTER son..........
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XHAMSTER son..........
Geeze guys, TBLOP. It's got them all.
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I'm not seeing the problem. Two consenting adults, victimless crime. Not even newsworthy...unless you need to detract from POTUS golf.
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I'm not seeing the problem. Two consenting adults, victimless crime. Not even newsworthy...unless you need to detract from POTUS golf.
Trespassing is a victimless crime? Cool, I'll be over when you leave, to check out what you got in the fridge and dribble cum on your floor.
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Trespassing is a victimless crime? Cool, I'll be over when you leave, to check out what you got in the fridge and dribble cum on your floor.
It was an empty house (for sale) and they didn't break in and weren't stealing.
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It was an empty house (for sale) and they didn't break in and weren't stealing.
No, it wasn't for sale. It had been bought. The closing was the previous day. She did not have permission to be there. The owners of the house are pressing criminal charges as a result.

Interesting to me how soft some of you are on certain crime, but totally cool with other crime.

Illegal Immigrants? F*CK NO! DEPORT THEM! Criminal Trespass? Aww, they was f*ckin', they don't need to be arrested!

Ask me, it's the same crime.
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