So apparently I have too many cars

[BADRACR1]

Got a letter from the city codes enforcement office today. They said I have ten days to do something about the "disabled vehicles" in my driveway.
The felons in question are my '97 Tbird with 75k (under the cover), my red '99 G20t with 165k I got last Monday, Rita's '01 I30 with 155k, and not in the mug shot is the '97 Firebird on the other side of the house (covered) and the '91 Lebaron (68k) purchased a couple of weeks ago I had at work.
Bear in mind all are tagged and insured, driven occasionally, except for the Firebird. That's the one my daughter wants when she comes back into town the first week of next month.
I usually rotate them out about once a month or so. Guess I will have to call and tell them that if they keep checking they will see that they are moved around.

[Bill]

Send the city a letter stating that the cars are handi-capable, not disabled.

[boracayjohnny]

You...you criminal. You're right up there with the jaywalkers.

[69camfrk]

Originally Posted by boracayjohnny

You...you criminal. You're right up there with the jaywalkers.

What he said there law breaker!!!

[WalkerInTN]

Eastridge is brutal! Time to go play musical cars & make sure they're not in the same places next week.

[Jeff '79]

Park 'm in the street.
Pretend you're having an eternal party and tell them to go pound salt.
So which neighbor blew you in?

[DAB]

It's your driveway.

And if they were parked in the street, as long as they are licensed and insured, it shouldn't matter how often they are driven.

I'm glad I have 15 acres to hide my fleet. One car, one truck.

[Mike Mercury]

Originally Posted by BADRACR1

Bear in mind all are tagged...

In my area, that helps - but only if the tags with current stickers can be seen from the road (showing proof that they are not abandoned or disabled) during a drive-by of the county/city/township enforcement dude.

You could turn them around to expose their current plates to the road; or park them behind your house... out of view.

[ApexOversteer]

I'd be more concerned with which one of my neighbors needs the stitches...

[Kerrmudgeon]

God I hate nosy people.

[OddBall]

Put a mower out on blocks, just to piss off the neighbors.





...oh, and don't forget a couple of pink flamingos.

[Blademaker]

Hey bro......need help educating your neighbors?
Lotsa loud friends, beer.....

[Ryan Bell]

Tell them:

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

I'd sell 'em and buy some grass seed.

[Stevedore]

Probably a neighbor complaint.

Years ago, I owned a rental house in a crappy area. Every house on the street probably had code violations. I got a letter from the town saying that some paint was peeling on the place, and it was in violation of one or another of their silly municipal codes. I called the town, and basically asked "Are you kidding me?" The woman I spoke with was sympathetic, and said a neighbor had complained, so they had to send me that letter.

I essentially ignored it, & never heard another thing. I repainted the place, but it was probably a year later.

So my suggestion is to ignore it.

[99 pewtercoupe]

Do you live in Minnesota by chance??

Stupid Stupid Minnesota Law Says Cars Parked In A Driveway Are A Safety Hazard

[BADRACR1]

Originally Posted by WalkerInTN

Eastridge is brutal! Time to go play musical cars & make sure they're not in the same places next week.

Reckon so.

[BADRACR1]

Originally Posted by OddBall

Put a mower out on blocks, just to piss off the neighbors.





...oh, and don't forget a couple of pink flamingos.

Steve (Blademaker) already suggested that to me. I am looking for some!

[BADRACR1]

Originally Posted by Thomas

I'd sell 'em and buy some grass seed.

That middle strip stays like that. We drive across it to turn around so as not to back out into the road. High traffic on our road. It was gravelled but has been packed down over the years.

[Uri]

Remind them kindly that you live in Tennessee like they do.