She Takes a Lickin' and Keeps on Tickin': Woman plunges from 23rd floor, survives

[onedef92]

Woman plunges from 23rd floor, survives

Posted: Jan 24, 2011 12:30 PM EST
Updated: Jan 24, 2011 2:10 PM EST

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - Witnesses say they saw a woman throw herself from the 23rd story of a Buenos Aires hotel Monday and survive.

The woman landed in a sitting position on the roof of a taxi whose driver got out just before the impact deeply dented his roof and shattered the windshield.

The woman, a 30-year-old Argentine, was rushed to the nearby Hospital Argerich, where she was being operated on for injuries including internal bleeding and broken hips and ribs, Alberto Crescenti, director of Argentina's Emergency Medical System, told the government news agency Telam. He estimated that she fell nearly 100 meters (330 feet).

The taxi driver, who gave his name as Miguel, reportedly said he saw a policeman looking up and that prompted him to get out just before the driver's side of the car was smashed by the woman's body.

Another taxi driver, Juan Carlos Candame, told Associated Press Television News that he saw the woman climb over a barrier and jump into the void.

The woman plunged from the top of the Hotel Crown Plaza Panamericano, where a restaurant overlooks the landmark Obelisk in downtown Buenos Aires.

[onedef92]

Must've had some awful big tigglebitties.....

[Meeko87]

You know you suck at life when you can't even commit suicide successfully from the 23rd floor of a building.....or maybe too good at life

[Kevin_73]

So who was "lickin" her before this happened?

[onedef92]

Originally Posted by onedef92

Woman plunges from 23rd floor, survives

Posted: Jan 24, 2011 12:30 PM EST
Updated: Jan 24, 2011 2:10 PM EST

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - Witnesses say they saw a woman throw herself from the 23rd story of a Buenos Aires hotel Monday and survive.

The woman landed in a sitting position on the roof of a taxi whose driver got out just before the impact deeply dented his roof and shattered the windshield.

The woman, a 30-year-old Argentine, was rushed to the nearby Hospital Argerich, where she was being operated on for injuries including internal bleeding and broken hips and ribs, Alberto Crescenti, director of Argentina's Emergency Medical System, told the government news agency Telam. He estimated that she fell nearly 100 meters (330 feet).

The taxi driver, who gave his name as Miguel, reportedly said he saw a policeman looking up and that prompted him to get out just before the driver's side of the car was smashed by the woman's body.

Another taxi driver, Juan Carlos Candame, told Associated Press Television News that he saw the woman climb over a barrier and jump into the void.

The woman plunged from the top of the Hotel Crown Plaza Panamericano, where a restaurant overlooks the landmark Obelisk in downtown Buenos Aires.

Originally Posted by Kevin_73

So who was "lickin" her before this happened?

Maybe his technique was so poor, she decided to plummet off the roof.

[Kevin_73]

Originally Posted by onedef92

Maybe his technique was so poor, she decided to plummet off the roof.

On the other hand it could have been that his technique was so good that she went into a trance and thought she could fly.



Either way, it sucks to be her now.

[onedef92]

Originally Posted by Kevin_73

On the other hand it could have been that his technique was so good that she went into a trance and thought she could fly.



Either way, it sucks to be her now.

Either that, or that mofo blew her pipes open via the O of a lifetime!

[F40]

Originally Posted by onedef92

Must've had some awful big tigglebitties.....

[C5SilverBullet]

Originally Posted by onedef92

Must've had some awful big tigglebitties.....

[Truck Guy]

Why do I have this sudden urge for a big glass of milk?

Originally Posted by onedef92

[onedef92]

Originally Posted by Truck Guy

Why do I have this sudden urge for a big glass of milk?

It would be quite fun to have your face buried between those twin globules of goodness, wouldn't it?