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Old 05-28-2017, 11:39am   #1
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1. Dear Abby: I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much that I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

2. Dear Abby: What can I do about all the nudity, sex, violence, and foul language on my DVD player?

3. Dear Abby: I am a 23-year-old liberated woman. I've been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss to discuss money with him.

4. Dear Abby: Our son says that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

5. Dear Abby: I've been married to Bill for three months, and I didn't know he drank until he came home sober one night.

6. Dear Abby: You told some woman whose husband has lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex, and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

7. Dear Abby: My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she's going through mental pause.

8. Dear Abby: I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

9. Dear Abby: A couple moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other one is a social worker in her twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

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