Why do we have non-Corvette owners here???

[BOTY]

Originally Posted by Raazor

Yes, I've purposely not driven one. I've never seen a charging station in Montana let alone a dealership.

/Tesla

We have some at Hy-Vee, and Scheels almost always empty.

[Raazor]

Originally Posted by BOTY

We have some at Hy-Vee, and Scheels almost always empty.

I just looked it up. Montana has 9 available in the entire state

[MrPeabody]

Originally Posted by Raazor

I just looked it up. Montana has 9 available in the entire state

So, one for every family then.

[Raazor]

Originally Posted by MrPeabody

So, one for every family then.

[BADRACR1]

None now, but I have owned six. First an '81, then three '84's, a '91 and last summer a 68k mile '86 for a couple of months. Two of the '84's were 4+3 and Z51 cars. The '86 was also a Z51 but automatic.
I am sure I will have another. Likely a C6 this time.

[Wathen1955]

Had a 96 and sold it in 2015. None now. Probably won't get another one unless I win the lotto.

[ThePirate]

Originally Posted by Raazor

I just looked it up. Montana has 9 available in the entire state

There you go. - 8 more than you need.

[Raazor]

Originally Posted by ThePirate

There you go. - 9 more than you need.

fixtited

[kingpin]

Originally Posted by lspencer534

This is a Corvette Forum, damnit!!! But we have people like DAB who doesn't even own a Vette!!! His feckin' hobby is making sawdust! Has he ever felt the stream of hot motor oil run down his arm while trying to disassemble a car engine from underneath? Well, has he???

Sometimes I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! (Clark Griswold, Jr. couldn't have said it better himself!)

Folks, we are going to Hell in a handbasket without Corvette owners...even if a new one costs over $100,000. In ten years after that, though, they're worth...$25,000. Now, that's a deal! Hell, the tail lights alone are worth $3.00!

Back to my point: We need more Corvette owners here...before they all die of old age! Most of our members are approaching 90-years-old. See, Demographics of the United States - Wikipedia. You need real teeth to drive a Vette! Or, I think you do....don't you???

Let's start killing...er, getting rid of...the old fogies without Vettes now! Ribbit!!!

Dear Larry.
Please send me one of your Corvettes so I can be more welcome here.
Unfortunately I cannot afford to buy one but I will pay for the shipping costs or I can even come pick it up.

Regards
Your friend
Mike

[lspencer534]

Originally Posted by kingpin

Dear Larry.
Please send me one of your Corvettes so I can be more welcome here.
Unfortunately I cannot afford to buy one but I will pay for the shipping costs or I can even come pick it up.

Regards
Your friend
Mike

[Bill]

Originally Posted by MrPeabody

So, one for every family then.

[Bill]

Originally Posted by kingpin

Dear Larry.
Please send me one of your Corvettes so I can be more welcome here.
Unfortunately I cannot afford to buy one but I will pay for the shipping costs or I can even come pick it up.

Regards
Your friend
Mike

Originally Posted by lspencer534

I'm not seeing a shipping quote here.

[Mike Mercury]

[JetMechZ16]

Originally Posted by kingpin

Dear Larry.
Please send me one of your Corvettes so I can be more welcome here.
Unfortunately I cannot afford to buy one but I will pay for the shipping costs or I can even come pick it up.

Regards
Your friend
Mike

Stop spending all your money on Winfred.

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by JetMechZ16

Stop spending all your money on Winfred.

* Blu-rays, RC cars, and silly action figures