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Originally Posted by mrvette

I was born in '44, my folks were 40 when I came along..., when I was 19 and going off to college, they moved out of the typical suburbs of Wash DC to further out in Gaithersburg, now North Potomac Md......this in '63......

and so that summer they and me got invited to a party to meet the 'new neighbors'.....held up the street, more of a rural setting, 2 acre min lot size zoning.....so I met some chick for a few dates, and on the way back my folks were asking each other what 'swingers' were, as they had been approached for that at the party.....neither one knew, so I told them, they looked at each other and could have heard a PIN drop in that car.....

ME, I was rolling, devout church going choir members they were....

one of them KRAXZY damn memories just not to be forgotten.....

Nice!!!!!!

[Cybercowboy]

Back in the mid-90's my wife and I were approached a couple of times about joining a swinger's group. They even pulled out their top "recruiter couple" to try to get us to do it. The guy even told me that for the first time I could have a threesome with his wife and my wife and he'd just watch, if that made me more comfortable. :lolg:

Sorry, but it AIN'T gonna happen! His wife was just starting to show (preggo) but man she was smokin' hot. The guy was a male stripper. Their group included (I found out) our receptionist and her husband. She was the one who tipped them off that my wife and I would be good additions to their exclusive club. We all played coed softball back then, that's how I knew the recruiter couple.

The night the recruitment was to take place, we went to their house, just the four of us, after a Saturday softball tournament to eat pizza and have a few beers. On the way there the guy asked me if I wanted to fcuk his wife, because he really wanted to fcuk mine. I seriously thought he was joking and laughed it off. When we got to his house, my wife and his wife were already there (we took two vehicles obviously) and I made a beeline for the kitchen looking for my wife. In the kitchen was the other chick though, my wife was in the bathroom. This semi-preggo blonde hottie walks over to me and says "So, did Mark tell you about what we have planned tonight?" and before I could speak she grabbed my head and stuck her tongue so far in my ear I thought it was going to come out the other side.

I stammered that yeah, he did, but it wasn't going to happen. She acted a little bummed out, and it wasn't until a bit later I was able to fill my wife in.

There was another time too, but I'll save that story for another day.

[C5SilverBullet]

Originally Posted by Cybercowboy

Back in the mid-90's my wife and I were approached a couple of times about joining a swinger's group. They even pulled out their top "recruiter couple" to try to get us to do it. The guy even told me that for the first time I could have a threesome with his wife and my wife and he'd just watch, if that made me more comfortable. :lolg:

Sorry, but it AIN'T gonna happen! His wife was just starting to show (preggo) but man she was smokin' hot. The guy was a male stripper. Their group included (I found out) our receptionist and her husband. She was the one who tipped them off that my wife and I would be good additions to their exclusive club. We all played coed softball back then, that's how I knew the recruiter couple.

The night the recruitment was to take place, we went to their house, just the four of us, after a Saturday softball tournament to eat pizza and have a few beers. On the way there the guy asked me if I wanted to fcuk his wife, because he really wanted to fcuk mine. I seriously thought he was joking and laughed it off. When we got to his house, my wife and his wife were already there (we took two vehicles obviously) and I made a beeline for the kitchen looking for my wife. In the kitchen was the other chick though, my wife was in the bathroom. This semi-preggo blonde hottie walks over to me and says "So, did Mark tell you about what we have planned tonight?" and before I could speak she grabbed my head and stuck her tongue so far in my ear I thought it was going to come out the other side.

I stammered that yeah, he did, but it wasn't going to happen. She acted a little bummed out, and it wasn't until a bit later I was able to fill my wife in.

There was another time too, but I'll save that story for another day.

[VatorMan]

Originally Posted by Cybercowboy

and it wasn't until a bit later I was able to fill my wife in.

[Cybercowboy]

Originally Posted by VatorMan

At least it wasn't double-stuffed...

[C5SilverBullet]

Originally Posted by Cybercowboy

At least it wasn't double-stuffed...

HA!

[SteelCityBlue]

Originally Posted by bsmith

Friends of mine were approached by long-time friends of theirs about doing some swapping.
The couple that asked were on the cover of fitness magazines at the time, but I think they are the exception to the rule.

I think you should play the lottery- seeings how you've already been lucky enough to see a unicorn.

[Sleestak]

Ex wife and I were approached about it but she thought the thought of it was "deplorable". Then we get divorced because she cheated. Well, technically because I cheated back. She shouldn't have said she couldn't imagine how what she did made me feel. So I guess the deplorable part must've been me getting some strange.

[onedef92]

[lamagred02]

If you want to swing, don't get married....

[bsmith]

Originally Posted by SteelCityBlue

I think you should play the lottery- seeings how you've already been lucky enough to see a unicorn.

Holy shit.
I just googled her name and she has a doctorate in nutrition now.
Her husband is in the medical field, but I don't remember what capacity.

She was smoking hot in school, and from the pic I just saw she has aged well.

This was several years back that it happened...I asked fairly recently and it sounds like it pretty much killed a friendship that started in grade school.

[lamagred02]

Originally Posted by bsmith

Holy shit.
I just googled her name and she has a doctorate in nutrition now.
Her husband is in the medical field, but I don't remember what capacity.

She was smoking hot in school, and from the pic I just saw she has aged well.

name please

[Yerf Dog]

Call me a prude, but it strikes me as pretty creepy.

[kylebuck]

When I went to texas toobing with Stangkiller and the others , I got drunk and started to walk around the campsite and walked into a swingers campsite.
All I can remember from my drunken fog was that this old bastage was sucking face with a lady that looked like the maid from There's something about Mary
Im so glad I left..... So VERY glad.

[bsmith]

Originally Posted by lamagred02

name please

Probably not a good idea.

The first thing that came up was a link to her profile at a college where she is a professor. Other links were to published papers.

[onedef92]

Monique and her husband are swingers. Also, Will and Jada Pinkett- Smith allegedly are, too.

[Broken Wind]

Originally Posted by SteelCityBlue

everyone i know who claims to be in the "lifestyle" or wants to be couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of $20s

There used to be a prolific poster on that other site who was supposed to be into this lifestyle. I met the couple once, and I was like, WTF? Not in this lifetime, pal.

[lspencer534]

I guess I am. Parts of me swing when I walk, if that's what you mean.

[Aerovette]

There's a swingers bar near my house and many years ago I was going to get a girl I had no connections with other than friends, to go there with me and scope it out. I figured if it was cool, we would "trade" each other without any guilt or potential jealousy. Never got the nerve to do it though.