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View Poll Results: If Porter Left Would We Do A Thread?
No, as in Hell no 1 2.78%
Who? 18 50.00%
stfu Porter 2 5.56%
We need someone to kick around 6 16.67%
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Old 02-02-2021, 8:29pm   #121
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Reminds me of Steeb and Murrat going at it over kung flu!
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That reminds me of that limpdik clitface!
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Wow, he also invented a new prosthetic arm...

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This chick said, "I JUST TOLD YOU TO STFU, PORTER!"

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If Porter's name was Ted...
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Porter is still trying to figure out this new fangled microwave oven contraption.

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Porter got a lowrider

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He traded that in for this.
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His other ride is at the shop getting donked.

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Porter is still trying to figure out this new fangled microwave oven contraption.

that reminds me... during my intern days on the radio we did on air experiments. One was to put two microwaves in the bacck of our promotions truck (old UPS van) and put a raw egg in one and a golf ball in the other.

Put the raw egg in and set the timer for 20 minutes., ran out of the truck, and slammed the door closed with a microphone inside. Within a couple of minutes we hear a loud bang. The egg exploded and blew the microwave door clear across the van.

the golf ball took more time, but it destroyed the microwave and the ball shot through the side of the van through the parking lot. Took out a few car windows. Good thing the radio station covered the damages
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that reminds me... during my intern days on the radio we did on air experiments. One was to put two microwaves in the bacck of our promotions truck (old UPS van) and put a raw egg in one and a golf ball in the other.

Put the raw egg in and set the timer for 20 minutes., ran out of the truck, and slammed the door closed with a microphone inside. Within a couple of minutes we hear a loud bang. The egg exploded and blew the microwave door clear across the van.

the golf ball took more time, but it destroyed the microwave and the ball shot through the side of the van through the parking lot. Took out a few car windows. Good thing the radio station covered the damages
That’s awesome!

You forgot to mention Porter commissioned the projects. He forgot to take notes.
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Why we haven't heard from Porter this morning.

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