Here's your "Awww...." thread of the day

[lspencer534]

A guy named Robert made this video tribute to his pet duck, Mervin. Sadly, Mervin is now in that big pond in the sky. RIP, Mervin.

YouTube - ‪My pet duck named Mervin‬‏

[VatorMan]

I kept waiting for him to feed it to a snake.

[lspencer534]

Originally Posted by VatorMan

I kept waiting for him to feed it to a snake.

It really grabbed your heart, eh?

[Firevette]

Chinese Turkey?

YouTube - ‪A Christmas Story Chinese Restaurant Scene‬‏

[xXBUDXx]

He was obviously training that duck to participate in an underground duck fighting match.

It makes me sick!!!

[lspencer534]

Originally Posted by xXBUDXx

He was obviously training that duck to participate in an underground duck fighting match.

It makes me sick!!!

You people are sick!

[xXBUDXx]

Originally Posted by lspencer534

You people are sick!

I had a nice cherry glazed duck once.

[lander]

Traditional recipes for Duck a l'Orange call for bitter Seville oranges to provide the right note of dissonance to match the recipe's sweetness. When I can't find Seville oranges, I look for kumquats; if I can't find kumquats, I use a regular juicing orange. Grand Marnier also adds a hint of bitter orange. Making Duck a l'Orange is a useful project because once you can understand how it's made, you can improvise virtually any French duck sauce using the same method.
Ingredients

• 2 Pekin (Long Island) duck breasts or 1 mallard breast (1 1/2 to 2 pounds each)
• Salt and pepper
• 1 juicing orange or 6 kumquats
• 1/2 cup water
• 1/2 cup concentrated duck broth, 2 tablespoons homemade duck glaze or 1 tablespoon commercial glaze
• 1/8 teaspoon sugar
• 1 tablespoon orange flavored liqueur (recommended: Grand Marnier)
• 1 tablespoon balsamic, sherry, or red wine vinegar, or more to taste
• 1 1/2 tablespoons cold unsalted butter
• Orange wedges

Directions

Use a sharp knife to score the skin side of the duck breasts in 2 directions, about 20 slashes per direction. Season the breasts on both sides with salt and pepper. Reserve in the refrigerator.

Cut off 1 end so the orange can stand on the cutting board, and slice off 2 (2-inch) strips of zest. Cut the zest into fine julienne, then blanch the zest for 1 minute in the cup of boiling water. Juice the orange, strain the juice into a saucepan, and boil it until it's reduced to about 1 tablespoon.

If you're using the kumquats instead, cut the round ends off the kumquats and eat or discard them. Set the kumquats on 1 end and use a sharp paring knife to trim the zest off three of them. Cut all the kumquats in half lengthwise, and working over a strainer set in a non-reactive bowl, remove the pulp with a small spoon. Push the pulp against the strainer to extract the juice. (Don't worry if you end up with only a tablespoon or 2.) Place the kumquat zests on a cutting board and slice them into fine julienne. Bring the 1/2 cup water to a boil over high heat, blanch the zests for 1 minute, then drain them in a strainer.

If you're using concentrated duck broth, reduce it in a small saucepan to about 2 tablespoons until it's lightly syrupy.

Heat a saute pan over medium to high heat and saute the duck breasts, skin side down, 8 to 10 minutes for the Pekin duck breasts and 12 to 18 minutes for the mallard. Turn the breasts over, adjust the heat to high, and cook for 1 minute for the Pekin duck and 2 minutes for the mallard.

Pour the fat out of the pan – if it hasn't burned, save it for omelets – and deglaze the pan with the reduced kumquats or orange juice. Use a whisk to add the glaze. Add the sugar, Grand Marnier, kumquat or orange zest, and vinegar, and simmer the sauce for about 30 seconds to cook off the alcohol. At this point, adjust the thickness of the sauce – its consistency is up to you, but many cooks make their sauces too thick; add 1 or 2 teaspoons water to thin it or simmer the sauce for a moment to reduce and thicken it. Whisk in the cold butter, keeping the pan and whisk moving until all the butter melts. (Don't let it sit without whisking or the butter will separate.) Season, to taste, with the pepper, and if necessary, a few more drops of vinegar.

Slice the breasts crosswise, arrange the slices on individual heated plates, and spoon the sauce over the breasts. Serve hot, with orange wedges if desired.

[HeatherO]

mmmm duck sauce

[lspencer534]

Originally Posted by lander

Traditional recipes for Duck a l'Orange call for bitter Seville oranges to provide the right note of dissonance to match the recipe's sweetness. When I can't find Seville oranges, I look for kumquats; if I can't find kumquats, I use a regular juicing orange. Grand Marnier also adds a hint of bitter orange. Making Duck a l'Orange is a useful project because once you can understand how it's made, you can improvise virtually any French duck sauce using the same method.
Ingredients

• 2 Pekin (Long Island) duck breasts or 1 mallard breast (1 1/2 to 2 pounds each)
• Salt and pepper
• 1 juicing orange or 6 kumquats
• 1/2 cup water
• 1/2 cup concentrated duck broth, 2 tablespoons homemade duck glaze or 1 tablespoon commercial glaze
• 1/8 teaspoon sugar
• 1 tablespoon orange flavored liqueur (recommended: Grand Marnier)
• 1 tablespoon balsamic, sherry, or red wine vinegar, or more to taste
• 1 1/2 tablespoons cold unsalted butter
• Orange wedges

Directions

Use a sharp knife to score the skin side of the duck breasts in 2 directions, about 20 slashes per direction. Season the breasts on both sides with salt and pepper. Reserve in the refrigerator.

Cut off 1 end so the orange can stand on the cutting board, and slice off 2 (2-inch) strips of zest. Cut the zest into fine julienne, then blanch the zest for 1 minute in the cup of boiling water. Juice the orange, strain the juice into a saucepan, and boil it until it's reduced to about 1 tablespoon.

If you're using the kumquats instead, cut the round ends off the kumquats and eat or discard them. Set the kumquats on 1 end and use a sharp paring knife to trim the zest off three of them. Cut all the kumquats in half lengthwise, and working over a strainer set in a non-reactive bowl, remove the pulp with a small spoon. Push the pulp against the strainer to extract the juice. (Don't worry if you end up with only a tablespoon or 2.) Place the kumquat zests on a cutting board and slice them into fine julienne. Bring the 1/2 cup water to a boil over high heat, blanch the zests for 1 minute, then drain them in a strainer.

If you're using concentrated duck broth, reduce it in a small saucepan to about 2 tablespoons until it's lightly syrupy.

Heat a saute pan over medium to high heat and saute the duck breasts, skin side down, 8 to 10 minutes for the Pekin duck breasts and 12 to 18 minutes for the mallard. Turn the breasts over, adjust the heat to high, and cook for 1 minute for the Pekin duck and 2 minutes for the mallard.

Pour the fat out of the pan – if it hasn't burned, save it for omelets – and deglaze the pan with the reduced kumquats or orange juice. Use a whisk to add the glaze. Add the sugar, Grand Marnier, kumquat or orange zest, and vinegar, and simmer the sauce for about 30 seconds to cook off the alcohol. At this point, adjust the thickness of the sauce – its consistency is up to you, but many cooks make their sauces too thick; add 1 or 2 teaspoons water to thin it or simmer the sauce for a moment to reduce and thicken it. Whisk in the cold butter, keeping the pan and whisk moving until all the butter melts. (Don't let it sit without whisking or the butter will separate.) Season, to taste, with the pepper, and if necessary, a few more drops of vinegar.

Slice the breasts crosswise, arrange the slices on individual heated plates, and spoon the sauce over the breasts. Serve hot, with orange wedges if desired.

Anything for Duck a l'Mervin?

[VITE1]

Originally Posted by lander

Traditional recipes for Duck a l'Orange call for bitter Seville oranges to provide the right note of dissonance to match the recipe's sweetness. When I can't find Seville oranges, I look for kumquats; if I can't find kumquats, I use a regular juicing orange. Grand Marnier also adds a hint of bitter orange. Making Duck a l'Orange is a useful project because once you can understand how it's made, you can improvise virtually any French duck sauce using the same method.
Ingredients

• 2 Pekin (Long Island) duck breasts or 1 mallard breast (1 1/2 to 2 pounds each)
• Salt and pepper
• 1 juicing orange or 6 kumquats
• 1/2 cup water
• 1/2 cup concentrated duck broth, 2 tablespoons homemade duck glaze or 1 tablespoon commercial glaze
• 1/8 teaspoon sugar
• 1 tablespoon orange flavored liqueur (recommended: Grand Marnier)
• 1 tablespoon balsamic, sherry, or red wine vinegar, or more to taste
• 1 1/2 tablespoons cold unsalted butter
• Orange wedges

Directions

Use a sharp knife to score the skin side of the duck breasts in 2 directions, about 20 slashes per direction. Season the breasts on both sides with salt and pepper. Reserve in the refrigerator.

Cut off 1 end so the orange can stand on the cutting board, and slice off 2 (2-inch) strips of zest. Cut the zest into fine julienne, then blanch the zest for 1 minute in the cup of boiling water. Juice the orange, strain the juice into a saucepan, and boil it until it's reduced to about 1 tablespoon.

If you're using the kumquats instead, cut the round ends off the kumquats and eat or discard them. Set the kumquats on 1 end and use a sharp paring knife to trim the zest off three of them. Cut all the kumquats in half lengthwise, and working over a strainer set in a non-reactive bowl, remove the pulp with a small spoon. Push the pulp against the strainer to extract the juice. (Don't worry if you end up with only a tablespoon or 2.) Place the kumquat zests on a cutting board and slice them into fine julienne. Bring the 1/2 cup water to a boil over high heat, blanch the zests for 1 minute, then drain them in a strainer.

If you're using concentrated duck broth, reduce it in a small saucepan to about 2 tablespoons until it's lightly syrupy.

Heat a saute pan over medium to high heat and saute the duck breasts, skin side down, 8 to 10 minutes for the Pekin duck breasts and 12 to 18 minutes for the mallard. Turn the breasts over, adjust the heat to high, and cook for 1 minute for the Pekin duck and 2 minutes for the mallard.

Pour the fat out of the pan – if it hasn't burned, save it for omelets – and deglaze the pan with the reduced kumquats or orange juice. Use a whisk to add the glaze. Add the sugar, Grand Marnier, kumquat or orange zest, and vinegar, and simmer the sauce for about 30 seconds to cook off the alcohol. At this point, adjust the thickness of the sauce – its consistency is up to you, but many cooks make their sauces too thick; add 1 or 2 teaspoons water to thin it or simmer the sauce for a moment to reduce and thicken it. Whisk in the cold butter, keeping the pan and whisk moving until all the butter melts. (Don't let it sit without whisking or the butter will separate.) Season, to taste, with the pepper, and if necessary, a few more drops of vinegar.

Slice the breasts crosswise, arrange the slices on individual heated plates, and spoon the sauce over the breasts. Serve hot, with orange wedges if desired.

My very first thought.

[lspencer534]

Some animals are just too cute to eat. That duck is too ugly to eat. Looks more like a platypus. Anyone know what kind of duck Mervin is? Besides a dead duck?

[Blademaker]

Mervin is now in that big pond in the sky. BUUUURRRRRP, Mervin.

Fixt

[Uncle Pervey]

Originally Posted by lspencer534

Some animals are just too cute to eat. That duck is too ugly to eat. Looks more like a platypus. Anyone know what kind of duck Mervin is? Besides a dead duck?

With that tuft on his head he looks like he was at least part Bali Duck, maybe a crossbreed between Bali and Indian Runner duck.

Bali Duck


Runner Duck

[73sbVert]

Originally Posted by Firevette

Chinese Turkey?

YouTube - ‪A Christmas Story Chinese Restaurant Scene‬‏

Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra, ra-ra-ra-ra!!

[wwomanC6]

I like the part where he is washing his car and the duck tries to help!

[kingpin]

Nice duck...too bad about the lawnmower accident though!