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04-01-2024, 8:44am | #1 | ||||||
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April Fools! Jokes
Got any?
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April Fool (and the other 11 months' Fool too)
Joe Biden Unfortunately, not a joke |
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I have to pay my credit card bill today, so the joke is obviously on me.
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But nah.
Maybe 10 years ago or so some hacker opened an account in my name with Comcast in Tennessee. I have never been to the state. I was able to prove that it was fraud agreed and sent me proof. I then had to fight the credit report agencies all three of them to get them to remove The Mark. They refused it took maybe five years or more to recover by credit score that had dropped 145 points in one day! Slimy bastard |
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EVERYTHING in that dc swampcesspoolshittoilet!!
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I saw a BMW driver use his turn signal today.
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I seem to remember a few years back a certain person here at the barn with a peep tattoo took a paperclip and copied the outline on quite a few pieces of paper and reloaded them randomly in the paper try of the copier at work.
Later that day he walked past the copier and the repair guy had it completely torn apart looking for the paperclip. That certain person never admitted it at work and swore it would never be done again. |
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I know a guy whose BD is April 2. He will be 88 I think. Haven't seen him in a couple of months but he was out and about, no cane or anything when I last saw him. We always jerked his chain, saying his mother held her legs together just long enough so he wouldn't be born on April 1. |
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