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Old 08-08-2011, 8:43pm   #41
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What are some unusual things you can do?
I can post the unabashed naked truth, and piss off plenty of people doing so.

many of whom need to read the memo:

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Old 08-08-2011, 8:46pm   #42
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I can post the unabashed naked truth, and piss off plenty of people doing so.

many of whom need to read the memo:

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Let it go man!
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Old 08-08-2011, 9:13pm   #43
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I can post from across the room with Thrakk's penis.

I can drink half a fifth and still post chohearently

My anus can both smile and wink.
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Old 08-08-2011, 9:31pm   #44
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I can draw in an entire mouthful of water in my mouth, and spit it out so violently that not a single drop will hit the ground... it all turns to steam / mist.

Not kidding.
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Old 08-08-2011, 9:34pm   #45
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I can draw in an entire mouthful of water in my mouth, and spit it out so violently that not a single drop will hit the ground... it all turns to steam / mist.

Not kidding.
Steam? So you can heat water to 212* in your mouth?
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Old 08-08-2011, 9:38pm   #46
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Steam? So you can heat water to 212* in your mouth?
Wanna see? What's it worth to ya? 'Cause I've got an order placed on a new TVB barn stall. Gonna make mine a double-wide.

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Old 08-08-2011, 9:45pm   #47
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I can sleep through a mortar/rocket attack and have people ask how I can do that. Then, drive to the chow hall and have to find something that's loose and rolling around in the vehicle or something that's making the smallest of noise.
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Old 08-08-2011, 9:46pm   #48
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I have no talents like this.

Other than I know useless trivia facts
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Old 08-08-2011, 10:00pm   #49
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I can kick people in the head unless they're Snide-size. Then I can only kick them in the throat.
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I can build anything.
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Old 08-08-2011, 10:28pm   #51
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Maybe but I'm TYPING WITH MY PENIS!

I also can lick BarnBabe's armpits.
That ain't nothing... I am typing this with my tongue from across the room.... I can lick any part of BarnBabe from across the room!
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Old 08-08-2011, 10:32pm   #52
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Down a yard of Guinness beer in 45 seconds.
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Old 08-08-2011, 11:23pm   #53
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I can wiggle my eyes back and forth really fast AND remember phone numbers from my youth!

I also found out today that I can lick my armpit.
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Old 08-09-2011, 8:49am   #54
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I can sleep through a mortar/rocket attack and have people ask how I can do that. Then, drive to the chow hall and have to find something that's loose and rolling around in the vehicle or something that's making the smallest of noise.
Does she have a name?
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Old 08-09-2011, 8:56am   #55
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I can run in four inch heels and put on mascara without opening my mouth.

But probably not at the same time.
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Old 08-09-2011, 9:00am   #56
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Old 08-09-2011, 9:02am   #57
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I can run in four inch heels and put on mascara without opening my mouth.

But probably not at the same time.
Now THAT is impressive! I can't even crawl in 4" heels!!!
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Old 08-09-2011, 9:14am   #58
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i can blow air out my eyes. i can bend the last digit of my thumb 90 degrees backwards. I havent pissed anyone off on the forum (that i know of)
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Old 08-09-2011, 9:26am   #59
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i can blow air out my eyes. i can bend the last digit of my thumb 90 degrees backwards. I havent pissed anyone off on the forum (that i know of)
Air out your eyes??? EEEWWWWWWWW!

I can bend my pinkies and pointer fingers at the 1st joint parallel to my palm (not sure what degree that would be).
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Old 08-09-2011, 9:29am   #60
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I remember one....


I can fuk up a sure thing .
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