So is this place have the same ol vibe?

[Gozar]

I wrote another short story (100% true with multiple witnesses) that I thought about posting. Since I haven’t been active on here and with cancel culture vultures I hesitate.

Yes it involves a quality emission.

[Millenium Vette]

Post that bitch up, VBOT loves a great fart story. And you are just the Fartmeister™ to write it....

(TM included because I own it ever since I cut a big cheese in a friend's Jeep and he called me that when it was still hanging there an hour later)

[Patsgarage]

This thread stinks.

[Patsgarage]

Originally Posted by Ill Duce

About as much as Biden’s presidency

Woah, let's not get carried away here.

[Rob]

[Bill]

[DJ_Critterus]

Where's the fart story? It's gotta be better than anything...and I mean ANYTHING... BSS has to post.

[dwjz06]

Originally Posted by Gozar

I wrote another short story (100% true with multiple witnesses) that I thought about posting. Since I haven’t been active on here and with cancel culture vultures I hesitate.

Yes it involves a quality emission.

Chris

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Where's the fart story? It's gotta be better than anything...and I mean ANYTHING... BSS has to post.

Originally Posted by StorytellerStealth

For you, thin skin years ago was at Ceasars in South Lake Tahoe playing the $25 crap table. We had just finished eating all you can eat seafood buffet and consuming several beers. At the crap table, I let off a terrible-smelling silent fart. About thirty seconds later older white lady cross the table dressed to the T with about $100k in jewelry. She looks up and yells Holly ****. Everybody else just continued to play craps.

@Gozar , my statement still stands.

and for BSS, give it up with the thin skinned bullshit, dumbass. If that were true, I would have already blocked you faster than cumdawg in P&R.

[DAB]

Once upon a time….

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by DAB

Once upon a time….

in a car with windows rolled up and child locks engaged....

[Onebadcad]

What is the smelliest type of jacket you can buy?

A windbreaker.

[ratflinger]

@DJ_Critterus





We are supposed to be ignoring the TROLL

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by ratflinger

@DJ_Critterus





We are supposed to be ignoring the TROLL

Let me know when you call out Adog and the others, too

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by Gozar

I wrote another short story (100% true with multiple witnesses) that I thought about posting. Since I haven’t been active on here and with cancel culture vultures I hesitate.

Yes it involves a quality emission.

Gozar, after you work on your writing a bit, feel free to share.

"So is this place have the same ol vibe" would be a fail on a first grader's English test.

'is' and 'does' are different words used for different applications.

If you want to get a good start, don't read any of StorytellerStealth's posts.

You'll only degrade your skillset, as he posts in his native cro-magnon dialect.

You're welcome.

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by StorytellerStealth

Gozar showed up to Norcal corvette forum pizza joint event in 2000 ish never passed the gas

You guys are old veterans with 'vettes. I didn't get mine until 2015.
Now the GTO's gather dust in the garage while I bomb around in
a very fast tractor.

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by StorytellerStealth

In the early 2000's Norcal had some great CF events often. Carmel restaurant owner always got us excellent race track parking at Laguna Seca during Monterey historic races. Jay Leno would even visit the group at the track and at our hotel. Button Williow road racing events. Sacramento raceway drag racing and, best of all, group buys for Bragg-Smith racing school. No one had a stock corvette. Were fun times Hate to say it nowadays, my C5 vert might see a few hundred miles of driving a year.

I went to the Historics for years. Got comped from my stepbrother who worked for Martin Swig of the SF AutoCenter, and later with the brass car guys. Will not attend again after last year, where weekday entry has tripled in price, the parking has been moved over a mile from the track, and the entrance road closes at 3pm, necessitating a 15 mile, traffic-choked hour and a half detour loop to get back to the original entrance. Took us 6 hours to get back to Fresno and 20 gallons of gas. Normally takes 2 1/2 hours and less than 10 gallons. Never again. Jay Leno was there in 2014 and hung out with the guys I attended with. Even drove my friend's Model T around. I'm living the baller lifestyle like you are, just from a shitty central valley location.

[DJ_Critterus]

Wow.... here's video of Gozar and his GF on a road trip with friends.

Someone Marry Barry Fart Scene - YouTube

Gozar at a job interview

Dead Like Me Fart Scene - YouTube

[NEED-A-VETTE]

So is this place have the same ol vibe?

Yes. Seemingly straight men obsessively posting thread after thread about gay people.

Same as always.

[Vandelay Industries]

Originally Posted by NEED-A-VETTE

Yes. Seemingly straight men obsessively posting thread after thread about gay people.

Same as always.